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The photo above was submitted by Kerri. It's a picture of her poor unfortunate cat being harassed by a neighborhood baby. Wait, I got that wrong.
The Colossal Cake Smash Champion
This should come as no surprise to anyone, but the winner (by a LANDSLIDE) of the Colossal Cake Smash Smackdown sponsored by Crumbs Bakeshop is our ...
Queens, Titans and Colossal Cake Smashes
Julie, our current Caption Contest Queen, has officially handed over the crown to Marnie for her fantastic caption depicted up top.
The picture above was posted on the Mommy Shorts facebook fanpage by a woman named Samantha who was hoping to enter her son Brett (I'll assume ...
Caption Contest Winner
It would have seemed that a poop joke for this week's caption contest would be a shoo-in, what with 95% of the captions involving some form of ...
That's 18 month-old Landon popping a squat next to his dog Jack Sparrow.
A New Caption Contest Queen Is Born
There were 82 people vying for the position of the newest Caption Contest Queen. (Read all the entries here.
The photo above was given to me by Natalie from Mommy of a Monster & Twins.
Caption Contest: A New Queen Is Crowned
On Tuesday, I told an innocent story about a goat and broken dreams. And what did everyone do? They went straight to ass jokes.
The photo above was submitted by The Unglamorous Mommy after a trip to the petting zoo.
Caption Contest Winner
This innocent picture of Cormac napping conjured up images of dead body disposal, baby crackhouses, frat house parties and the end of the search for ...
Did you know that some people have children that welcome sleep and take naps voluntarily? (Sounds magical.
Caption Contest Queen & The Sick Bastard Award
This week's caption contest was an exciting one with more than one person claiming to be deeply disturbed by the photo above.
Say hello to Nicky.
Caption Contest: All Hail The Queen
First of all, I want to thank you all for entering and retweeting the Fashion Police Caption Contest in support of fellow blogger Lori and her quest ...
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