The March Swag Bag is late, but better late than never! The most exciting thing about this month’s swag bag is the ACTUAL BAG, which is the Crosby Traveler from MZ Wallace pictured above.

Speaking of MZ Wallace, I’ll be doing a signing at a Mother’s Day event in their SOHO store in NYC on Friday, May 5th from 5pm-8pm! If meeting me isn’t incentive enough, there will be manicures, cocktails and lots of bags to peruse. Everyone is invited! If you are coming, please RSVP to

If you don’t already own a copy of my book (which just came out on Audible, by the way!), they’ll be selling it in their store as well.

The Crosby Traveler is what I’ve been carrying since MZ Wallace sent it to me right before my trip to San Diego. It’s technically a diaper bag (it even comes with a changing pad) but I like to use it as my regular bag. SO MANY POCKETS!!! I love pockets.

I got it in the dawn color (a really deep blue gray) because it seemed like a nice sidestep from black. But don’t worry— it still goes with black.

You can hear me describe the bag and the rest of the swag in the Facebook Live video below. It’s the shortest one yet! Probably because I got a phone call that interrupts the video mid-sentence. If you don’t like to watch Facebook Live videos (and who could blame you), just skip down to the pics of the swag below.

This Month’s Swag Bag:

MZ Wallace Crosby Traveler Bag

Cat Ear Headphones Passport Holder and Luggage Tag

Canvas Cat Pencil Cases and Mini Notebooks


Foldable Sun Hat and Park City Retro Tee 

Crack Pie Mix – Mazzy, Harlow and I recently visited the new Milk Bar location in the West Village and got to sample cake truffles, soft serve ice cream and unlimited cookies, all before dinner. Check out the video we made of our visit.

Curel Handcream, Seedling Arts&Crafts, Kids Divider Food Plate & Passover Friendly Door Hangers

Apple Park Backpack

To enter to win the swag bag,  you must be a Mommy Shorts subscriber. If you are not already, you can sign up for my daily or weekly newsletter here.

Instructions to enter can only be found in this Sunday night’s newsletter! I mention it nowhere else so my dedicated readers have the best shot possible. Winner will be announced the following Sunday.

Good luck!


Congratulations to Emma McMullen! Please contact to claim your prize!