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I am glad that Meghan and Harry got out. Sometimes changing an institution is not worth sacrificing yourself.
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My goal is not to shame Meghan. It’s to praise Amy for making the image of new motherhood we usually see on social media more complete.
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If you can’t make fun of the childless newly married couple, you can always make fun of the seasoned parents dragging their kids along. Hi, Will and Kate!
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Whether she’s rocking a neck purse or wearing her recital dress to the park, Harlow is constantly giving so-called trendsetters, fashion forecasters and bonafide celebrities a run for their money. All without the help of a stylist.
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02/01/17
How to Sell 7000 Girl Scout Cookies
Mazzy only sold 137 boxes (which was her goal) but for more ambitious Girl Scouts, here’s a lesson from a pro.
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You know how it sucks to take a baby on a plane because all the surrounding passengers wish they could switch their seats? Kim Kardashian has the perfect hack for that— Get your own damn plane!
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This weekend is the Oscars and I have not seen any of the movies. I did catch pieces of “The Martian” while tending to two small children on a plane, but I don’t think that counts.
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Ryan Reynolds should be thankful he married Serena Van der Woodsen instead of Blair Waldorf because Blair would have been pissed as hell when she got home.
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I like weird names. I don’t care if they are made up or better suited to pets or common words for fruits and vegetables…
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This is a parody of Kim Kardashian’s “Break the Internet” photos, along with the article that appeared in Paper Magazine, except subbing in facts about my mom friend, Robyn.
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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her third kid.
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Let me start by saying I love this photo. I love seeing a picture of a mother breastfeeding in a totally different set of circumstances than my own.
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09/10/13
I Killed Dora Tonight
Dora was going on five weeks. It was TIME.
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07/23/13
Royal Baby Mugging
Yesterday, when I posted on facebook about my desire to mug the Royal Baby, people figured it would never happen and suggested photoshop.
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If nine months ago, your child buried you alive in a playground sandbox and you have been unable to pull yourself to safety until today, let me be
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