The photo above was given to me by Natalie from Mommy of a Monster & Twins. Above are the twins— Lila (on the left) and Mia (on the right), languishing their days in a women's prison, so you can only imagine what kind of treatment the "monster" endures. Shackles, a dungeon, and food scraps slipped through a slot in the door, I'm sure.
Natalie tells me that on the other side of the gate is a set of stairs. Translation: Imprisonment is in their best interest. I'm not so sure. This looks to me like Natalie found a way to get her nails done and do a little shopping without having to pay for a sitter. Or perhaps, the "monster" keeps watch while tied to a tree outside.
Anyway, you slice it, Natalie is living in a sick, sick world.
You tell me what's happening in the comment section below. Captions will be judged by Lori from In Pursuit of It All, our current Caption Contest Queen. Winner will not only get the supreme honor of judging the next caption contest, they will also get my first ever caption contest PRIZE— a $50 gift card from ShopAtHome.com to be used at retailers such as Target, Home Depot and Banana Republic. (This contest is not sponsored by ShopAtHome.com; I just found the gift card in a Blogher swag bag and thought I'd make things interesting. So feel free to be as offensive as you like.)
The new Queen will be crowned on Friday (along with the winner of the $100 Rokenbok giveaway) at a very exclusive private party that exists solely in my head. I don't want to give anything away but there will be swag bags worth several thousand dollars in Twizzlers. No joke, I took about 5 years worth of licorice home with me from BlogHer.
Here's one more photo for added inspiration:
Oh, the agony!!!! (Good luck!)