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I’m really excited to announce the contents of my Mother’s Day Swag Bag! It has only seven items but that’s because I wanted every item to be AWESOME.
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The most exciting thing about this month’s swag bag is the ACTUAL BAG, which is the Crosby Traveler from MZ Wallace.
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38 Kids Tell Us How They REALLY Feel About Winter
From wanting a one way trip back to the womb to crawling all the way to Florida, these 38 kids are definitely NOT looking forward to winter.
Art is What You Can Get Away With
Last week, Sarah (@shreinhart on Instagram) submitted the photo above of her son Oscar for a caption contest. We were all understandably horrified.
Nose Picking is Just One of Oscar’s Many Talents
This photo was submitted to me by Sarah (@shreinhart on Instagram) who's two-year-old son Oscar has a nose picking problem.
Summer is Tough When You’re the Third Wheel
Thanks to all the very funny people who entered my caption contest on facebook! More importantly, thanks to my good friend Seri from Little Miss ...
New Winner for Worst Family Photo
Nothing says your baby has arrived more than her taking a massive dump during your newborn family portrait.
Caption Contest: Birthday Wish Edition
The photo above was submitted to me by Kerry of HousTalkN.
Caption Contest: Woody Wisdom
Today, we are going back to Mommy Shorts roots and doing an old fashioned caption contest. Why? Because I LOVE CAPTION CONTESTS.
It Wouldn’t Be Christmas Without Captions
I asked you all to post your funniest holiday photos on the Mommy Shorts Fanpage and you delivered BIG TIME. My Christmas gift to you is the following holiday photo captions. I hope you don’t try to return them.
A Special Holiday Caption Contest
The photo above was submitted by Erin, who tried to pawn off her kids to the Clauses for the holidays, but was met with objection from everybody ...
Someone’s Mom Should Try Shopping Online
Congratulations to Natasha (the winning caption is above) who won a tough race against MommyLisa's caption, "If you don't buy me the ...
Caption Contest: Shopping Tantrum Edition
Meet Zana. She was in the midst of a mother-daughter shopping trip to TJ Maxx when all hell broke loose.
Keep Calm, They Can’t Charge Us as Adults
There were tons of great captions on this week's contest, but in the end I had to give it to the caption that inspired the photoshop job above.
School Picture Caption Contest
Meet brothers, Zach (15 months) and Ronnie (2.5 years), clearly thrilled to be photographed for their school picture.
What’s in the Basket!?
Congratulations to moooooog35, our newest Caption Contest Queen (or King, I believe).
Evil Bunny Caption Contest
I'm Jewish so I must admit to not fully understanding Easter.
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