If you’re new here, I thought I would make it easier for you to find the good stuff. I love it all but I wrote it, so I based my selections more on what other people seemed to like. Blogging sucks that way. I’m getting used to it.


The Most Popular Posts: 

Intruder In The House

Porn for Moms of Toddlers

The Letter I Wish My Three-Year-Old Would Give Me for Mother’s Day

Your Wedding Day VS. The Day Your Baby was Born

The World’s Worst Wedding Date

Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

Crap Husbands Pull While Their Wives are in Labor

Stop Your Whining, Calliou!

The 10 Phases of a Ten Minute Shower with a Baby at Home

Calculate Your Age in Mom Years

My Marriage: Before & After Parenthood

21 Words Totally Butchered By Toddlers

Naming a Baby Would be Easy Without My Husband

Fatherhood 101 (As Taught By My Husband)

Is The Beach Worth It?

Hurricane Schmurricane

The Importance of Boo

Grandpa’s Baby Deathtrap in the Hamptons


The Stuff That’s Gone Viral:

Baby Mugging

Evil Baby Glare-Off

Toddler Facebook Newsfeed

Epic Baby Hair

Baby Celebrity Lookalikes

Baby Shaming


The Most Popular Videos:

Shit Toddlers Say

Baby Date

Life So Far (the first year of Mazzy’s life)


If You Want To Know More About Me:

Rebranding Myself As Mommy

Sophie: Why Does Every Mom You Know Shell Out $20 For A Rubber Giraffe?

The Secret to Enjoying Parenthood

I Don’t Know How She Does It Either


If You Want To Cut To The Cute Baby Stuff:

The Day Mazzy was Born

The Day Harlow was Born


If you have any questions, comments, desires to contribute, fears that keep you up late at night*, lucrative job offers— please email me at ilana@mommyshorts.com.

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*I don’t really want to know what keeps you up at night, I get so little sleep as it is.