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11/18/20

The Very 2020 Mommy Shorts Halloween Costume Awards

Some of these costumes will only make sense in 2020. LET’S HOPE.

10/22/20

Harlow’s History of Dressing Up Like Fashion Icons on Halloween

Mazzy has a history of dressing up as badass women for Halloween. Harlow, on the other hand, has been dressing up as the world’s biggest style icons since before she could walk.

02/19/20

Mazzy has a Future In Meme Creation

Some kids learn math or law or engineering from their parents. My kids learn meme creation.

12/29/19

25 Kids Who Requested Weird Gifts for Christmas… that Santa Delivered!

There’s the kid who wanted an eyeball ornament, the kid who wanted a tornado and the kid who wanted a puzzle of his dad sitting on the toilet…

02/14/19

Hilarious Valentine’s Day Memes Only Parents Will Fully Appreciate

Whether you like Valentine’s Day or you don’t, I think all parents will appreciate these hilarious Valentine’s Day memes.

02/06/19

Your Child’s Favorite Critters Just Got Very Not Safe For Work

I found an Instagram account where your child’s favorite Forest Friends (think Sylvanian Family and Calico Crittters) are engaging in sex, drugs and debauchery that would make those inappropriate elves blush.

10/26/18

13 Kids with Very Specific Visions for their Halloween Costume

Here’s a shout-out to all the kids who went against the grain for their costumes and came up with something all on their own. These are the true Halloween Heroes.

05/14/18

24 Mother’s Day Card Fails that are Pure Comedy Gold

You know those “mom questionnaires” that kids bring home from school? The ones where teachers ask their students to answer everything from “my mom’s age” to “what my mom does all day?”

05/08/18

Who Wore it Better: Harlow VS Hollywood

Whether she’s rocking a neck purse or wearing her recital dress to the park, Harlow is constantly giving so-called trendsetters, fashion forecasters and bonafide celebrities a run for their money. All without the help of a stylist.

03/30/18

21 Easter and Passover Problems that Only Parents Can Understand

A basket of chocolate eggs is way better than a bowl of salt water and parsley, but Easter still has its problems.

01/31/18

57 Photos That Would Get Our Parents Arrested if They Were Taken Today

While I don’t recommend letting your kids ride around without a helmet or a seatbelt, hopefully, the lesson is that if we all relaxed a bit, our kids would still probably turn out okay.

12/21/17

42 Kids Who Refuse to Get Into the Holiday Spirit

Is it the old guy with the beard? The coordination of outfits? The awkward moments with family members they only see once a year? Whatever it is— these kids cannot wait for the holiday season to be OVER.

12/14/17

37 of the Funniest Family Holiday Photos Gone Wrong

It’s that time of the year again! No, not the fun part when you get to watch your kids open gifts while sipping hot chocolate and listening to Christmas music. It’s holiday photo shoot time!

11/07/17

36 Things That Can Go Wrong When You Take Your Kids Out to Eat

If you have kids who sit quietly and eat all their food with a fork? THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.

11/06/17

23 Kids Who Made their Very Specific Costume Dreams Come True

Here’s a special shout-out to all the kids who had very specific ideas about what they wanted for Halloween and the parents who didn’t try to stand in their way.