The photo above was submitted by Kerri. It's a picture of her poor unfortunate cat being harassed by a neighborhood baby. Wait, I got that wrong. That's Kerri's son Silas harassing a neighborhood cat. I'm sure the cat deserved it. Most cats do.
What did the cat do to incur Silas's wrath? You tell me in the comment section below.
This week's caption contest will be judged by yours truly. The winner will receive the title of "Caption Contest Queen" which comes with the supreme honor of helping me judge the next one.
But that's not all…
The Queen will be officially crowned on Friday at a very fancy ceremony that exists solely in my head. Invitations have been sent and I'll be breaking out my wedding china for only the second time ever. Johnny Depp and Heidi Klum will both be in attendance, hot on the prowl from their recent separations, so I suggest you all wear something pretty.
There will be no cats there, obviously.
Except maybe that Fancy Feast cat. He goes where ever he pleases.
Good luck!
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UPDATE: Congrats to Nixon's Mom who won with the caption…
"For the last FRICKIN' time. STOP. POOPING. IN. MY. TOY. BOX!!"
So lets see how many of those nine lives I can scare outta you today, kitty.
When Granny comes round the corner, go like this!
“Ohhhhh! I know this toy! When you pull its tail, it starts singing the ‘ABC’s”
No, thank YOU, LeapFrog!! 🙂
http://www.amazon.com/LeapFrog-19106-Leapfrog-Alphabet-Pal/dp/B001H0SOT6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1328096493&sr=8-1
(after reading my comment, please click on the link below and read through the titles of the actual books that can be actually found … so you don’t think I am a complete sicko … thanks!)
“Hey! Wow! We just read last night! You know – “Games I Play with my Pussy””
http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/d78dab15de/unintentionally-sexual-books
Hey, this cat is broken! He isn’t moving…I’ll fix that!
I can’t believe you drank all of the milk – again!
“AAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHH!!!! Are your hiccups gone now Kitty???”
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
“Wake UP! Don’t you know-I decide when and how much everyone is allowed to sleep around here!!”
‘Look kid. I told you Sophie was gonna get it. Deal.’
THAT WAS MYYYYYYY SIPPY CUP OF MILK!!!!!!
BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS!!!
(Damn, zombies are getting cuter these days…)
“Bibbpity Bobbity BOO!… Damn…still a cat”
Hey Wake up before my parents try to put me down for a nap too!
Here Kitty kitty….pull my finger.
I’m gonna EAT you!
“And then he said, ‘That’s quite an act! What’s it called?’ And I said, ‘The Aristocats!'”
“For the last FRICKIN’ time. STOP. POOPING. IN. MY. TOY. BOX!!”
Damn, Kitty. This is mah SCARY face!!!!
Let’s practice our audition songs for “Glee.” I’ll go first.
MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS!
I will get you my Pretty! And your little paw too!
KITTEH! You are Mine! I will name you George, and I will hold you and hug you and pet you and keep you warm so that you never want to leave me
“…And then the lion went ‘AARRGH!’ Are you still listening? Stop me if I’ve told this story before.”
“if you ever try and suck the life out of me again while I’m sleeping!”
I pooped three times already today! Beat that!
What’s my name?! Say my naaaame, bitch!
Kitty, this will only hurt for a second!
This was my thought as well, although maybe something more along the lines of “FWUFFY BWAAAAAAAINS! NOM NOM NOM!”
Renee beat me to it! My preciouusssssss!
Give it a rest, kid. You can’t scare me. I have one worse than you at home.
“…and then after I barfed in the stroller and pulled out a fistful of Mommy’s hair and threw my sippy cup at her face and pooed in the carseat and had a screaming tantrum instead of a nap and put her laptop in the toilet, Mommy’s face looked like THIS!”
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???
You have bitten my ankles for the last time, Satan kitty. I will end you!
Cat: “This is what I get for being loving and affectionate for 30 seconds that one time 3 years ago. I vow to never acknowledge my owners, nor any other humans, ever again.”
Silas: “I love kitties!! Ahhh!”
SARAH MACLAUGHLAN TOLD ME TO SAVE YOU! These are the arms of a muthafukkin’ ANGEL, kitty!!!”
“I like to pet soft things”
“Seriously, cat. Have you TRIED this stuff they call chocolate? It’s amazing – AMAAAAAAZING!”
purr, purr, purr…..in t-minus 3 seconds i am going to take this kid out with a swipe to the jugular!
Ahhh! AHHHH!
Whew! For a minute there I thought you were sleeping.
“Good God, child. Your breath is terrible, and this is coming from someone who shits in a box.”
I can haz fur coat?
From the cat:
And THIS is why I ran away in the first place…
That’s right human child,
you hassle the kitty,
then kitty uses your Elmo collection as a liter box.
Child: Hahahaha…and then she said, she said… oh man, I can’t keep a straight face hahahahaha….she screamed, “Get down! You can’t do that!”… and you know what I said?…hahahahaha….I said, Watch me!!….and then I did it! hahahaha!!
Cat: YAWN. You know what I say?
Begone small human, you bore me.
They call me Mr. Cutie and you will respect my authoritay! You hear me Paw Paw?
You can yell “booga wooga wooga wooga” all you want, kid. I ain’t movin’.
You can yell “booga wooga wooga wooga” all you want, kid. I ain’t movin’.
You put my binky where?????
YOU ATE ALL THE FANCY FEAST!!! I WILL NEVER SHARE WITH YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!
My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die.
“STELLLLLLAAAAAA!” Because even Stanley Kowalski was a toddler once.
“You are getting SLEEEEEEEEPPPPPPYYYYY!”
Hilarious. If I got to pick, you would so win!
GET IN MAH BELLEH!
Hey! I woke up and he was gone! Where is Mr. Fish? Where Is Mr. Fish!! WHERE IS MR. FiSH!! Goddammit. I told them to buy me a dog!
“Aaaand . . . JAZZ HANDS!”
I.Am.SPARTA!
Silas: “I saaaaaid…YOU DOWN WIT’ OPP?!?”
Cat: Meow. This kid so don’t know me.
I left my caption on Facebook, but I didn’t know if I should leave it here instead. My bad!…
“Bitch, please. You call those claws? I ain’t scared.”
Is this photo a metaphor for my sex life? Because DAY-YAM, that looks familiar.
(I know I’m late to the party, but I couldn’t resist.)
i know it’s too late, but…
“kitty knew that, as with bears, the best way to survive a toddler attack was to play dead. or asleep. whatever, it’s a baby, you know?”
This is my favorite!
“HEY CAT!! I got a good one….you’re gonna love it! Okay, okay, so a dog and a donkey walk into a bar…”