Last week, Sarah (@shreinhart on Instagram) submitted the photo above of her son Oscar for a caption contest. We were all understandably horrified. Someone pointed out the open glue stick on the floor which just adds a whole other level of destruction. Kudos to Sarah for having a sense of humor and keeping it together.

Of course, I am assuming Oscar is still alive.

There were over 200 captions submitted (both on the blog and on facebook) and I’ve narrowed it down to my seven favorite, including the oh-so-appropriate Andy Warhol quote submitted by Amy H.

The clear favorite on facebook (judging by the number of likes) was submitted by Johanna R. I imagine this is what the NY Post headline would be, if they ever ran the picture…

Below are five more of my favorites, starting with a submission by Michelle…

Whitney B:

Laura C:

Ilana:

Alyssa T:

And finally, Brit. My pick for the winner…

Congratulations, Brit! You get to drink your coffee out of your very own Mommy Shorts mug!

Please email grace@mommyshorts.com to claim your prize. Everyone else will have to continue drinking coffee by cupping your hands together. Unless you want to purchase a mug here.

If you have a funny picture, please @mommyshorts on Instagram or post it the Mommy Shorts facebook page.

Thanks for playing!