Nothing says your baby has arrived more than her taking a massive dump during your newborn family portrait. Serves those parents right for trying to take a photo of their newborn diaperless. AMATEURS.
At least her headband looks pretty.
I sincerely hope they used this as the birth announcement.
The funniest part of the photo might be the dog’s expression. It’s like he’s thinking, “This is not what I signed up for….”
We need to make this a caption contest. Let’s pretend there’s a thought bubble over Fido’s head.
Go!
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“We’re having a baby,” they said.
“It’ll be so amazing,” they said.
“It wasn’t me!”
She does it they laugh. They told me I was a bad dog when I did that in the house.
What are you looking at? Everyone poops!
When I did that in the house they rubbed my nose in it!
This time, it really wasn’t me!
They don’t smile like that when they pick up my poop.
oh sure, but when I poop in their lap its all “baaaad fido”
I’m soooo not sniffing that crotch again
Wait… did that just seriously happen?
“They yelled at me for eating cat poop, they called me gross… just look at her, catching that poop in her hand. smh”
I agree with Jenny S. “it wasn’t me!”
And they make me go outside!?!?!
“Why doesn’t she catch mine like that?”
Not It.
“How come they don’t laugh when I do that?” “Feeling confused.”
“Are you sure we have to keep it?”
“AH SHIT”
“I wonder if they’re going to rub her nose in it too…”
Amateurs.
“You have got to be kidding me.”
“I didn’t do it”
“Geeze, she smells worse than I do.”
“Rehoming sounds pretty great right now.”
She poops ON them, they laugh… I poop in the house, they cut my balls off…
This is not my family, I’m just the model dog.
Note to self : no treats from that hand
Aw, man…that’s sooo not fair. The naked puppy gets to poop in the house and I don’t! WTH!?
Sure, SHE’s allowed to poop wherever she wants….I do it and the put me in a crate.
Sigh. I’ll get the bag…
“I told you we should’ve gotten another dog instead…”
Just look at the camera and pretend this isn’t happening!
” I can smell it”
It is cute when the little crying thing $hits on the floor… But when I do it they rub my nose in it. Great;
Shit happens.
Uh, is no one else gonna eat that?
Thank God I am adopted!
“Doesn’t she have a crate or something?”
I could’a caught that ya know…
That puppy ain’t right..
I thought mustard was for hotdogs!?
“Why can’t I wear a bow in my… do you smell something??”
That is a nice shirt….for her to poop on! (Said in your best Triumph the dog voice)
“Shit just got real.”
Daddy is reacting like he never pooped
They’re not mine I swear. They rented me for the photo opportunity.
“Any second now, they’re gonna call me over to lick that clean.”
Who told you to take me naked photos when my tummy is full!!
>:|
She craps and they laugh, I crap and get my nose in it…
Fido:I knew this would happen and they call me shit spreader! Huhh#!
Nobody is like my mom….she just loves my shit…love you mom:)♡♡
They don’t catch it and laugh when I poop on the floor!
“Sooo…THAT happened.”
Or, “Find a happy place. Find a happy place. Find a happy place…”
Don’t waste it! catch it all!!! that’s edible!!!
It’s so funny, as a non-parent, but a caretaker of tons of nieces and nephews you think the funniest part of this picture is the dog’s boxer/rott face and NOT that she is barely catching watery new born shit in her bare hands vs. letting it fall to the hardwood floor and getting a Bounty, garbage and a mop. This was her first emergency shit, right? lmao! I’d rather have poo on my floor than my hands AND floor lol (you can’t catch newborn poo!)
Anyway, caption: “I’m a good girl mommy, looking at the camera, look look I’m being a good girl…OMG what are you training that hairless dog to do?”
Btw…this would be the BEST Cmas card ever!
You’re f*&#ing kidding me.
“Dear god. This HAS to be a joke”
Blame THAT one on the dog. I dare ya.
Do you believe this “crap”!
I hope they rub her nose in it and put her outside!
See what I have to put up with since SHE arrived?
Jeez, talk about having to “mark your territory”!
Straight from the tap.
Definitely not a fart…
“Can I eat it?”
“They’d probably get mad if I ate that, right? Okay…play it calm, Fritz. Just be cool.”
Don’t eat the poop… do not eat the poop!
Serves em right for thinking I couldn’t fulfill their need to love and care for something small. Humans!
I don’t remember them smiling when I went in the house.
“Really wishing I had a human’s sense of smell right now.”
Poop on floor is bad…….poop in hand good! I think I finally mastered this potty training thing! They’re gonna be so proud of me when I do that tomorrow!
Really? They don’t even put a plastic bag over their hands for her?! She must be hot shit or something.
“I just know I’m gonna get blamed for this…”
I hope they don’t rub her face in it…
Shit just got REAL.
This is embarrassing. Even I know to wait until no ones looking.
“Now take her by the collar (her headband) and take her outside! That’s unacceptable, right Master?”
“Why don’t they ever catch my poop…?”
What did I get myself into?
“Are you sure there’s no returns?!!?”
“Well, I suppose Jock and Trusty DID try to warn me…”
“Shit.”
The funniest part is that she put her hands there to catch it. Yuck.
Go to my happy place, go to my happy place…
“So…when are we returning this puppy?”
I have two:
1) “Oh yeah. Just figured out who to blame for the big dump I left on the hall rug. Owners, you’re right – best.gift.ever. Now awkward smile.”
2) “Yo kid in that bow. You’re doing it wrong. You poop on the floor when they are NOT in the room. Rookie. And rip that stupid bow off. I have no thumbs and can figure it out. Kids today.”
Mommy Shorts, a less poopy version of caption #1 was used on my 2012 holiday card. The major card companies really need to add in captions. Too me 800 years to figure it out with photoshop and Tiny Prints
“Ummm….WTF!?? I have to go outside and poop in the rain and cold and you’re just gonna let her do it wherever and catch it in your HAND!!?”
Hilarious!
First thing that came to mind was the phrase used frequently in my household: “Eyes forward, Smith…eyes forward”
Okay, who’s going to smack her with a newspaper now. Anyone?
Oh man, she’s going to learn to not do that again after they rub her face in it and put her outside.
Oh…so that’s what they use those hand things for.
….that smells worse than mine…she should be proud!
Shit happens.
“Dinner is served!” ….Am I the only one with animals that eat poop?
“Ugh, what’s that smell?”
ha, this is similar to the caption I thought of when I saw the photo. there are so many good ones on here that I am not going to even bother trying…
our dog (cute little pug even) eats the nastiest things.
AND this is why we have Wee-Wee pads!
Under your legal stuff tab you ask that nobody use your images, but you pull this one off the internet without considering that maybe these people don’t want you to be using their pictures?