Congratulations to Natasha (the winning caption is above) who won a tough race against MommyLisa's caption, "If you don't buy me the Burberry dress, I'll never make it into Suri's playgroup!"
Unfortunately, you are not pregnant, so the Rosie Pope maternity dress will go to…
"Dammit Mom! For the 100th time, everyone knows you get naked in front of other people at Loehmann's, not TJ MAXX!!!"
Thanks to everyone for playing and thank you to Besa of MominDCity for allowing yourself and your child to be ridiculed on the interwebs.
We all hope you step up your shopping game, put a shirt on your daughter and step away from the sale rack. I'm sure you can find amazing bargains online.
If you're bored and you want more to read, check out my post on Babble today called The Life of a Toddler in NYC, which includes tons of Mazzy pictures. Babble has changed their hated slideshow format so clicking through is now 1000X less annoying— YAY!
Other posts I wrote for Babble this week include:
How to Prepare a Toddler for a New Baby (written by Dr. B)
But if you haven't yet seen me in Motherhood Maternity jeans looking like a whale with cameltoe, you should definitley check that out first.
Have a great weekend!
— Mommy Shorts