Meet brothers, Zach (15 months) and Ronnie (2.5 years), clearly thrilled to be photographed for their school picture.
Was it something the photographer said? Maybe their bowties are tied too tight? Perhaps Ronnie is lactose intolerant and the mere mention of CHEESE sends him into a murderous rage?
You tell me in the comment section below. Winner will not only be crowned "Caption Contest Queen", they will also get their hands on one of those adorable handmade bowties.
Alligator Lane, the creator of Zach and Ronnie's neck wear of choice (I'm sure their mother had nothing to do with it), has agreed to give the caption contest winner a $25 gift certificate to her custom baby goods shop. At $10 each, that's 2 1/2 bowties!
AND.
Since June marks the end of the school year, I think it's time to issue a "Mommy Shorts Yearbook" complete with "Best Dressed", "Class Clown" and of course, "Most Likely to Hold the School Photographer at Gun Point".
If you'd like to submit a photo (school pictures preferred), just post it on the wall of the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage before next Wednesday.
Now, please leave a caption below that does Zach and Ronnie's picture justice.
Caption Contest Queen will be crowned this Friday in a very elaborate ceremony that exists solely in my head. The invitations are printed and I've hired a 10-year-old Ryan Gosling as my musical guest, so you know you'll want to be there. Dresscode is BOWTIE REQUIRED, obviously.
Good luck!
The devil made me do it.
What do you mean, Pizza Friday is canceled?
Excuse me, did you just say he is my BROTHER?!
“Ronnie, what the hell happened to you last night, man?”
“Dude. You don’t want to know. Trust me. You don’t. want. to. know.
“Give us playclothes or give us death”
Let my boys have it! This picture has brought so much joy to our household:)
-Loving Mom to Zach and Ronnie
This IS my happy face.
It puts the lotion on it’s skin…..
Yes we are bringing the bow tie back.
Do you have a problem with that?
seriously, you woke us up from our naps for THIS?? i would sleep with one eye open if i were you.
Zach: Please hurry up and take the picture. I sense a massive wedgie in my future.
“You don’t tell ME when we play Legos, I tell YOU when we will play Legos. Got it?!”
Jerry Sandusky’s a photographer now?! Really?
Brother, Mom forgot to put Snack Packs in our lunch again..
YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS NOW?!?!
“Snitches get stitches Zach…just remember that.”
You can put the darn feather and squeaker up. You aren’t getting the big picture, “I don’t do pictures”.
She Promised us donuts if we would sit for this and I don’t see any DONUTS!
what do you mean that fruit snacks aren’t real fruit? wha?
My bowtie is crooked. I would fix that if I were you.
You better do what he says, you don’t want to see him when he’s angry!
“OK Zach, this is it – our one shot at making the next Outkast album cover.”
Ronnie: “Zach!Did you poot?” Zach:”Huh?”
No Zach, *this* is how you do Blue Steele!
How about instead of “Cheese”, we go with “Fuck your mother”?
i’m just glad you went there.
Kneel before Ronnie
You’re taking ANOTHER God-forsaken photo?!? Dude, Sesame Street only lasts an hour!!
If you play the “Don’t smile” game one more time, I swear, I will cut you.
OMG – he said SAY CHEESE, not CUT THE CHEESE. Damn little brothers.
This picture marked the beginning of the end for famous vaudeville act “Zach and Ronnie,” who split up a few months later due to Ronnie’s sudden unwillingness to just smile and play the ukelele like a good boy.
“There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger…” “Forrest Gump
The brothers’ smiles faded, and they stared in disgust as the photographer encouraged them to sing along to Gotye’s “Somebody I Used to Know.”
Dangerous drug cartel crime lords, The Ice Cream Boys, were finally nabbed this week in Brooklyn. A city sleeps easier tonight.
Ronnie: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Zach: Stop saying that!
First, the Easter Bunny and now this?!
I know. My mother’s reading ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ too.
Smile, Dude, before she puts top hats on us!
You endure bleeding eardrums and bruised shins to get us into these outfits and then you don’t even run a comb through our hair? Really, Mom? Really?
Alternatively:
What is the point of letting us go pantsless if you’re just going to have the photographer crop it out?!
Ronnie: “Go ahead. Take my picture. Then I’m going to fucking kill you.”
Zach: “He means it, man!”
Keep calm, they can’t charge us as adults.
This is my happy face…deal wit it.
Holy hell, Mom. You’re pregnant?! You promised me that this little shit would be the last one.
RONNIE: Listen up, Compadre…I just gave you solid gold. Gerber-baby, Gap-ad-worthy solid gold. And you want “just one more smile”? If you take that shot, I will end you. I will fucking end you.
ZACH: Listen to the man! I’m beggin’ you…
Zach: It’s just one photo; no one will ever see this, right, Ronnie?
Ronnie: It’s very simple, Zach. I will hunt down everyone who ever sees this photo and ruthlessly murder them.
Now a joke is a joke and funny clothes are chill
But this isn’t funny y’all this is straight up ill
Now there’s a limit to humor and this is isn’t gonna fly
I ain’t laughin no more y’all now who stole my blue tie?
Here at the Little Mensa Academy, we say “Fromage” asshole.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay Big Guy, please stop leaning back on your sister and say “Cheese!”.
ZACH: I have a sister…?
RONNIE: F*** you.
Mad Men isn’t coming back until WHEN?
Ronnie: “You mean I have to put up with this little brat for the REST OF MY LIFE?!”
Zach: “Dude, I’m not that bad. At least I’m not a little SISTER.”
(I’m the little sister so I can say that!)
I am dying of laughter. DYING! Now not only do I have this picturw to use as blackmail, I can have a different caption for a book of blackmail pics!
HA! Love it 🙂
Uh, why are we in school if we are still too young to graduate kindergarten … figured we needed a couple extra more years than our peers to figure out circle time and not to eat paste? Thanks for the vote of confidence MOM!
Ronnie “You want me to do what???? OMG thats so not what I heard”. Zach “Please just take the picture”
Wait, wait.. babies come from WHAT?
LOVE. THIS.
You’re sending us to Penn State football camp AGAIN?!
sumbitch…i TOLD you we didn’t have to wear bowties to go to Disneyworld!
never commented on a comment, but seriously, comedy pitch perfection, thank you for the giggles
Downton Abbey is coming back until January?
RONNIE: “Oh hells no! I’m getting my popsicle after this! Viva La Revolution!”
Matching bow ties again? You’ve got to fucking be kidding me.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA. Winner.
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Angry
This little guys are the most lovable and funnist little guys. G-G Robin loves you.
Ronnie: You want me to do WHA?!?!
Zach: Don’t make him angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry, man!
DUDE. Seriously?
Whadd’u mean BEAN pie?
Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that bowties cause lethargy, drooling, mouth-breathing, homcidal rage and mental regression in children. Additionally, the risk for unanticipated dreadlocks rises exponentially. Check with your pediatrician before using bowties. Individuals with breakable furniture, expensive electronics or small pets should consider vaccinations.
HAHAHAHHAH!
R: don’t make me cut you! ‘ Cause I will CUT y-”
Z: Dude -those are safety scissors …
R: Awww MAN!
I thought you said we were dressing up like this so we could go to Elmo’s world and meet Mr. Noodle.
I thought you said we were dressing up like this so we could go to Elmo’s world and meet Mr. Noodle.
Ronnie: Where is my wind machine?!
Zach: Ronnie, you need a Snickers. You get all “Tyra Banks” when you’re hungry.
This is horseshit.
When I’m sixteen and you have to spend Dad’s Porsche Money on therapy for me this will all come back around…
Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
You want me to “do what”?! [and he’s asking me to do that this early]
What you talkin about Willis?