After scouring over 2500 Healthy Mama headlines to find our top choices (including one that Healthy Mama is comfortable turning into the fourth ad in their print campaign), and then having numerous discussions to narrow them down to the final three, and then scouring them again to make sure we attached the headlines to the correct people who first wrote them, we finally have our winners.
The person who will win a $750 Visa gift card, a selection of Healthy Mama products ($100 value) and the chance to see her headline in print is... Megan Martin! She wrote the so-sad-it's-funny headline above, "We can't help your boobs find their way back to their original starting position, but we can help you deal with almost everything else."
We're going to find a different visual for the actual print ad— hopefully something with lopsided nipples pointing in different directions. I'm kidding. It will be a woman with post-breastfeeding boobs dragging on the ground like deflated balloons. I'm kidding. It will be very tasteful. I think.
In second place and the winner of a $100 Visa gift card, a selection of Healthy Mama products ($75 value) and a Diono RadianRXT Car Seat ($350) is... Sarah! She was the first person to write the line below: