01/24/12
Juliet: The Hardcore Eight-Year-Old
Have you met Juliet yet? If not, you would be in the minority. Over 13 million people have met Juliet in just three days on YouTube.
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This is going to be an uncharacteristically child-free post. Today I am going to tell you the story of NINE MOSSY BALLS. On New Year’s Eve, Mike and I went to a wedding. Mike’s friend Brian was in town for the wedding and stayed at our place the night before…
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01/22/12
Shit Toddlers Say (VIDEO)
The “Shit Girls Say” meme has been declared officially over but that didn’t stop me from doing toddlers justice. About 90% of the footage was shot over the last three days and there is no completer picture of my two-year-old than what you are about to see.
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Bedtime Stalling is something every toddler should master by age two. If you follow my simple instructions, by the end of this post, you should be able to push your bedtime a full forty-five minutes. With a little practice, you’ll be eating midnight snacks, watching horrible skits on Saturday Night Live and ordering Slankets off late night infomercials in no time.
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Sometimes no amount of written description can possibly do a parenting episode justice.
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01/15/12
The Undoing of An Adult Evening Out
A few weekends ago, another couple asked us to go out to dinner. Adult evenings being few and far between, this was an exciting proposition.
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01/11/12
The Babyonce Backlash
Blue Ivy Carter is what? Four days old? I am already sick of her.
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If you haven’t already heard, in addition to denying a dad entry into the NICU to see his twin premies, Beyonce spent 1.
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Dance Moms 2 premieres tonight.
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01/08/12
iPad App Mocks Motherhood
In my effort to wean Mazzy off of YouTube (to prevent accidental glimpses of Barney in a pool of his own blood), I uploaded some new educational apps
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New Year’s Resolutions I wish my two year old would make including broadening her cultural horizons beyond Sesame Street, learning to love mittens and relinquishing control of my iPad.
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12/20/11
And the Holidays Officially Begin
There is one problem with being two and having your birthday so close to Hanukah.
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08/03/11
Happy Anniversary To Us
Four years ago today, Mike and I got married. In all honesty, our wedding day was one of the best in my life.
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07/17/11
The Truth About Mazzy’s Hair
Last week, I got a bunch of comments about how much people love Mazzy’s hair. I graciously accepted those compliments on Mazzy’s behalf but deep down, I feel like I am perpetuating a lie. It’s time you all knew the truth.
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I have come to realize my husband’s parenting techniques, though somewhat suspect, are also incredibly clever.
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