Have you met Juliet yet? If not, you would be in the minority. Over 13 million people have met Juliet in just three days on YouTube.
Juliet sings hardcore heavy metal about her dog and her "fishes" while jumping in a mosh pit of stuffed animals and flinging her hair.
In her spare time, Juliet laughs at my two-year-old* Mazzy and her paltry attempt at internet stardom.
Juliet's next song will be "This Is How It's Done, Shorty".
Today I'm over at Babble talking about The Working Mom's Working Late Dilemma. The post was written yesterday around lunchtime and it's about my decision to go home at 5pm Monday night while everyone else on my team stayed late to finish a project.
The irony? As I write this, I am currently working late. It's 9:25pm Tuesday night and I'm in an editing studio making up for the work I missed last night. Even worse? The pizza gave me a stomach ache and the jar of Hershey Kisses is almost finished.
I know. First world problems.
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* I almost wrote "softcore two-year-old" and then realized that was TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE.
With your mad editing skills, I give Mazzy until age four to bypass Juliet.
Loved your babble post…and the irony. 🙂
When I suggested on twitter to make it up to your colleagues with chocolate, I meant give THEM the chocolate 😉
I have to drive an hour south through NJ rush hour traffic for work today… I’m dreading it… I don’t drink coffee, so I have resort to singing show-tunes at the top of my lungs to stay awake.
Juliet has awesome parents! And by the time Mazzy is that age she’ll probably have her own label. I mean what Baby Einstein type company wouldn’t want that ABC rendition for their next album?
Methinks Juliet might be headed down the Taylor Momsen path.
That’s not a good thing.
Can hair grow that fast? I’ll work on her hardcore face and we’ll get there.
It’s very hard for me to have chocolate in my possession and not eat it myself. Hope you didn’t fall asleep while driving!
I’ll make Mazzy a sizzle reel and send it to PBS. As long as she gets the Sesame Street gig as opposed to the Barney one. Those kids frighten me.
I saw Taylor Momsen on the street once. She looked so strung out and her skirt barely cleared her ass. It was the middle of the day and she was wearing all black with fishnets, ridiculously high boots and more eye make-up that made her look like a raccoon. Plus her hair looked like it hadn’t been washed in ages. It was sad.