Today, I had my 20 week ultrasound.
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05/31/12
Bedtime from Dad’s Perspective
Today, I turned to "Write on Edge" for some inspiration.
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I made the list below with the firm belief that the ridiculous parenting stories regularly coming out of Park Slope are in fact the same three to
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03/20/12
Do Toddlers Act Like Pregnant Women?
I'm going to preface this post by making one thing clear: I AM NOT PREGNANT. When and if I become pregnant, you all will be the first to know.
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On Monday, I wrote a post called “Maffles are Melicious” about loving the words Mazzy mispronounces.
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03/13/12
8 Mathematical Mom Problems
A few days ago, I came across a post called "Hipster Logic Problems" on McSweeney's and figured it would be the perfect post to
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As you have all undoubtedly heard by now, Snooki is pregnant.
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The hardest thing about going away for work is leaving Mazzy.
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02/28/12
Toddlers And Skiing Don’t Mix
Last week, we went on a family ski trip to Utah with Mike's cousins.
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02/26/12
Porn for Moms of Toddlers
Moms suffering through the terrible twos, like myself, deserve a little Ryan Gosling. And Taylor Kitsch. And John Hamm. And— oh just read it already…
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I don't know what Valentine's Day is like in school nowadays, but when I was little it was a cutthroat day of unnecessary heartache.
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02/02/12
The Shockingly Secret Life of Elmo
Today is Elmo's birthday. Exactly what birthday is not clear.
Elmo has been around since 1972, during the early years of Sesame Street.
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Elmo has been around since 1972, during the early years of Sesame Street.
Once glitter has made it's way into your home, it's almost impossible to get rid of it.
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Last Friday, I went to the doctor. Again. You see, I haven't gotten over the cold I contracted back in early December.
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Like most toddlers, Mazzy likes books. All books. If she had her way, at bedtime, I would read every book she owns.
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