I'm going to preface this post by making one thing clear: I AM NOT PREGNANT. When and if I become pregnant, you all will be the first to know.

Well, maybe not the first.

If my mother learned she was expecting a second grandchild by way of my blog, she might murder me right after the birth and raise the baby as her own.

But back to the subject at hand. Do toddlers act like pregnant women?

I'm gonna say yes. Think about the crying, the demands, the bizarrely specific diet…

Doubtful? I've got 12 compelling examples like the one up top over on Babble today. All examples based on my memory of being pregnant 2+ years ago, of course.

Check it out here.


Tickets to the New York City performance of Listen to Your Mother are now on sale. It's on May 6th from 2-4pm and costs $30 a seat. If you would like to see me read a blog piece live and in person (as well as 14 other fabulous local writers), please come and say hi after the show! 

Purchase tickets here.