08/17/11
Abandoning My Baby
By the time you read this, I will most likely be in Argentina.
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Mazzy graduated from her “Messy Play” class yesterday which meant she got to take home all of her paintings (when you use a plethora of
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08/11/11
This Week’s Winners & Losers
I've got tons of announcements today because Mommy Shorts went a little contest crazy over the past couple of weeks.
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08/11/11
A New Caption Contest Queen Is Born
There were 82 people vying for the position of the newest Caption Contest Queen. (Read all the entries here.
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08/10/11
Parental Tweet: On Eating Out
Toddler is running wild around the restaurant. They say if we catch her, we can eat her for dinner.
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08/08/11
Caption Contest
The photo above was given to me by Natalie from Mommy of a Monster & Twins.
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08/04/11
Taking Myself Seriously, Part Deux
In my "Happy Anniversary" post yesterday, I neglected to mention one important detail. I did not spend it with my husband. Nope.
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08/01/11
Dear Rachel Zoe’s Baby
I wanted to write a letter directly to Rachel Zoe, just like my “Dear Katie Holmes” and “Dear Mariah Carey” letters, but I
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I know I'm talking about The Baby/Celebrity Lookalike Contest a ton, but it's only because it's so FREAKIN' AWESOME.
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07/27/11
Parental Tweet: On Pets
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Do people often say that your son looks like Rosie O'Donnell? Is your baby's cranky face reminiscent of Gilbert Gottfried? Does your
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07/21/11
This Week’s Winners & Losers
Above (and below) is Mazzy in the dress that was featured in my interview with Jenny Cooper from crewcuts.
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On Tuesday, I told an innocent story about a goat and broken dreams. And what did everyone do? They went straight to ass jokes.
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07/20/11
The World’s Worst Wedding Date
Mike and I took Mazzy to my uncle's wedding over the weekend.
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07/18/11
Caption Contest
The photo above was submitted by The Unglamorous Mommy after a trip to the petting zoo.
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