Wit Archives - Page 44 of 64

07/17/11

Last week, I got a bunch of comments about how much people love Mazzy’s hair. I graciously accepted those compliments on Mazzy’s behalf but deep down, I feel like I am perpetuating a lie. It’s time you all knew the truth.

07/13/11

Parental Tweet: On Naptime

Baby pulled one of those "Oh Wait! The Killer Is Still Alive!" moments during naptime.

07/11/11

Is the Beach Worth It? Part II

Last week, I attempted the beach again.

07/07/11

The 4th of July Fan Photo Album

When I started making “Fan Photo Albums”, I had about five fans and only two of them submitted photos. This time around, I was somewhat overwhelmed. I tried to include everybody. If I left you out, it was either an accident or because your kids look like they are of legal drinking age. Let’s get to it.

07/06/11

Parental Tweet: On Fashion

I find it disheartening when cartoon characters are better at layering shirts than I am. (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, UPDATED HOLLY HOBBIE.

07/04/11

Mazzy’s Review of the Fireworks

On Friday, I asked if I should keep Mazzy up to see her first fireworks. I got a resounding "yes". We went. Below is her real-time review.

06/30/11

Manpris, Cupcakes, Booze & a Very Happy 4th

I have many orders of business today. The first is to wish everyone a great July 4th weekend.

06/29/11

Parental Tweet: On Team Sports

2 hours until my kids' soccer tournament. Or, as it's also known: "Please lose so we can GO HOME.

06/27/11

The Playground Conspiracy Theory

I don't know what's happening in the rest of the world, but in New York, the playgrounds have all gotten an upgrade in the past year (or ...

06/26/11

Is the Beach Worth It? (a pie chart)

Along with not being a dog person, I am also not a beach person.

06/26/11

Caption Contest Winner

This innocent picture of Cormac napping conjured up images of dead body disposal, baby crackhouses, frat house parties and the end of the search for ...