
09/19/11
Pop Quiz: Are You Ready For #2?
If you thought this was a quiz about constipation, then the answer is most definitely NO.
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09/19/11
I Don’t Know How She Does It Either
Last week, I was invited to a screening of “I Don’t Know How She Does It”. In my head, my blog post was already written.
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Yesterday was Mazzy's first parent-free day of "insurance policy". (Alright, alright— I'll start calling it SCHOOL now.
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09/15/11
Caption Contest Winner
It would have seemed that a poop joke for this week's caption contest would be a shoo-in, what with 95% of the captions involving some form of
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09/12/11
Caption Contest
That's 18 month-old Landon popping a squat next to his dog Jack Sparrow.
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Last Friday, we tallied the popular vote for the Baby Celebrity Lookalikes Contest which went to the very deserving Lisa ‘Left Eye’
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09/07/11
It’s An Evil Baby Glare-Off!
After yesterday's post about how much Mazzy hates me, I thought it would be nice to show two more kids with equally bad attitudes.
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09/07/11
Parental Tweet: On the Facts of Life
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09/05/11
Welcome Back, Mom! You Suck!
This won't be a very amusing post.
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Today, I’m announcing the three winners of the Colossal Crumbs Cupcake giveaway plus the winner of “the popular vote” in the Baby
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08/30/11
Grandma Obliterates Spongebob
There were over 650 entries in the Vonage Time to Call iPad Giveaway which comes as no surprise I guess.
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08/28/11
Hurricane Schmurricane
Apparently, natural disasters sound a lot scarier from overseas than they do when you are actually in the midst of them.
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08/22/11
Shocking Mommy Shorts Controversy!
Did you know that I am incredibly controversial? It's true! Apparently, some people don't find me funny in the slightest! SHOCKING, I know.
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08/21/11
You Can’t Beat The Heat With Pooh
A few weekends ago, it was over 100 degrees in NYC. Staying in our apartment was not an option because a) our air conditioner was not cooperating b) there’s not enough space to run around in order to tire a toddler out for a nap and…
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08/18/11
Mommy Shorts Got a Minor Facelift
If you missed it, yesterday was my first blogoversary. This means that I have been oversharing about my kid for one whole year now.
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