10/12/11
Evil Baby Glare-Off: FINAL FOUR
Let me start by saying NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON PREDICTED THE FINAL FOUR. There have been upsets and surprises all over the place. So.
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10/11/11
Evil Baby Glare-Off: QUARTER FINALS
If it's your first time here, I would start with Monday's opening video. Trust me, you don't want to miss it.
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I wasn't sure how I was going to open DAY TWO of the Evil Baby Glare-Off until one of the contestants (a little girl who may or may not be
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Welcome to the "Evil Baby Glare-Off". If you think this thing isn't serious, watch the video below. These kids are not messing around.
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Above are the 32 contestants selected for the first ever Mommy Shorts Evil Baby Glare-Off, narrowed down from 175 pictures submitted on the Mommy
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09/15/11
Caption Contest Winner
It would have seemed that a poop joke for this week's caption contest would be a shoo-in, what with 95% of the captions involving some form of
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09/12/11
Caption Contest
That's 18 month-old Landon popping a squat next to his dog Jack Sparrow.
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08/11/11
A New Caption Contest Queen Is Born
There were 82 people vying for the position of the newest Caption Contest Queen. (Read all the entries here.
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08/08/11
Caption Contest
The photo above was given to me by Natalie from Mommy of a Monster & Twins.
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On Tuesday, I told an innocent story about a goat and broken dreams. And what did everyone do? They went straight to ass jokes.
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07/18/11
Caption Contest
The photo above was submitted by The Unglamorous Mommy after a trip to the petting zoo.
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That's Mazzy and me on the left when she was just a few weeks old.
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06/26/11
Caption Contest Winner
This innocent picture of Cormac napping conjured up images of dead body disposal, baby crackhouses, frat house parties and the end of the search for
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Remember my "Draperize Your Husband" giveaway? Well, the contest continues.
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06/20/11
Caption Contest
Did you know that some people have children that welcome sleep and take naps voluntarily? (Sounds magical.
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