I wasn't sure how I was going to open DAY TWO of the Evil Baby Glare-Off until one of the contestants (a little girl who may or may not be staring in "The Ring IV") helped me out. Her name is Isabel and she will forever be remembered as the darkhorse who gave frontrunner Miles a run for his money.
Below is Isabel checking herself out in the tournament video I debuted yesterday. Watch her bring some much needed trash talking to the competition.
Unfortunately for Isabel, Miles bested her in ROUND 1 but who knows what would have happened if we had seen her "BRING IT ON" attitude sooner. As a consolation prize, I would like to offer Isabel a commemorative t-shirt that says: "There are no winners in Evil Baby Glare-Off. Only survivors."
Want your own commemorative t-shirt or onesie? Purchase it here.
Isabel was just one of the 16 contestants who did not make it to ROUND 2. It was a close race with three of the match-ups ending with only a 1% margin determining the winner. See the final tallies here.
LESSON: EVERY VOTE COUNTS.
Today, the pool has narrowed, new match-ups have been made and we all must vote again. If you thought yesterday's voting was tough, today's pairings take it to a whole other level.
Ready?
ROUND 2
May the Evilest Baby Win!
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GIVEAWAY
Today's giveaway is an ingeniously designed storage box to quickly organize your child's growing supply of LEGOS called BOX 4 BLOX. (Don't have any legos? YOU WILL.)
Box 4 Blox ($39.95) is a four tiered box that automatically sorts legos by size simply by shaking the box. Each tier has different sized holes so the smallest pieces fall to the bottom and the largest pieces stay at the top.
Easy storage means less chance you'll step on an errant LEGO and more importantly, less chance your kid will lose his/her mind over a hard-to-find piece.
And if you've got one of the kids pictured above, I do not want to see what goes down when he/she can't find something. I'm sure it is scary, scary stuff.
GIVEAWAY RULES:
1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. If you are not one already, you can become one by clicking "Like" on the facebook widget on my right sidebar or by clicking here.
2) Help me come up with more ways to say a child is evil in the comment section below. Ex. "Which kid looks like he tortures the neighbor's cats?" or "Who would be more likely to trip an old lady while she crosses the street?" My favorite answer wins. And hopefully I'll be using some of your responses tomorrow.
3) This is not required BUT— please spread the word of the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, tell your child's preschool teacher, whatever. Just because that would be a very nice thing to do. Thank you.
All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 17th, along with the winner of the glare-off.
GOOD LUCK!
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UPDATE: Go to the Quarter Finals.
.2%
My poor Lil Diva lost by .2% to the maniacal Chelsea.
But hey, she does get some extra screen time as the default image for Isabel’s video.
And she still does the best evil Chucky I’ve seen.
I can’t wait to see how round 2 plays out.
I guess I should be glad my boy had the least votes ever – that means he’s truly not evil. 😉
Good luck to Round 2 evil babies!
I am reminded of the 2000 presidential election. Hopefully PollDaddy leaves no hanging chads.
Seriously, when I looked at the bracket I thought Chelsea had the stiffest first round competition, and I think the world has agreed. Lil Diva, you are one evil baby.
Which kid is most likely to bitch slap you when their milk isn’t warm enough?
which kid is more likely to rip that smile off of your face…literally?
Whose head is about to spin a la The Exorcist?
Which baby is most likely to put their parents in separate old folk homes? (as an only child I have threatend this…)
Which baby is most likely to sell a sibling on eBay?
I love Andrea’s bitch slap comment! LOL!
The sad thing is I didn’t realize the funny captions til after I voted! UH!
Who would sell a sibling’s favorite teddy at a stoop sale?
Whose glare would turn apple juice to vinegar?
Which baby would spring from Sigourney Weaver’s abdomen fully formed? (Sorry, big Alien fan….)
Which baby would scare Mr. T into saying, “I pity myself!”
Whose eyes would turn hot chocolate to carob sludge?
That’s all I’ve got pre-coffee.
Which baby is more likely to RickRoll their grandma in holiday video e-card?
Come on Team LUCIE!!! She deserves this!! Like someone named Jason commented yesterday “There’s something disturbing about Little Lucie.”
Which baby is likely to take to the nipple but not give it back?
Which baby makes Chucky look look like baby Jesus?
Which baby could curdle breastmilk with an errant gaze?
Which baby most likely has a pointy tail?
Which baby calls Satan his bitch?
Which baby uses “666” as his gymboree locker combo?
Which baby enjoys soul-flavored Similac?
The Evil Baby Glare-Off is so much fun, it puts a smile (ironic!) to my face. Even though Isabel didn’t make it further, we are more than happy with the consolation prize. And we are ecstatic that we can share her super cute reaction to the contest on video with everyone! GOOD LUCK TO THE REMAINING CONTESTANTS!
Who named their Teddy bear Beelzebuddy?
Which baby would sucker punch Daddy in his “special” place?
Who is more likely to bite and rip away flesh from the hand that feeds them?
Who has a future as a bodyguard for the Mob?
Who’s glare could turn the Big Red Dog white?
Which baby would slap the smile off of Elmo?
Which baby is more likely to Make Chuck Norris cry?
Which baby is more likely to put their parents in a time out?
Which baby is more likely to commit a ‘hit and run’ with their powerwheels
Which baby is starring in the remake of Problem Child?
Which baby is nicknamed Juvy?
Which baby’s first word was F**K OFF?
Which baby is more likely to put a my little pony head in their parent’s bed when denied dessert.
Which baby would tear Elmo limb for limb while Big Bird watched?
These are fabulously wicked!
Which baby steals candy from YOU?
I feel like every single one of these kids will steal my lunch money if I run into them on the playground.
Which baby is most likely to remind you to use birth control?
I am actually kind of relieved that Amelie lost.;)I was scared that her winning picture will flash on “Access Hollywood” 20 years from now, when she is beating the shit out of some pop star. Over sad music, reporter would say “Courtesy of Mommyshorts.com, this is where it all went wrong”
hey Miles needs votes for those rooting for him!
That’s fabulous
Who eats their animal crackers head-first?
Which baby would send Lucy Van Pelt crying for Linus’s blanket?
Which baby eats Muppets for lunch?
Which baby would send Lucy van Pelt crying for Linus’s blanket?
Which baby eats muppets for lunch?
Which baby is EVIL enough to make ‘mommy dearest’ a fan of wire hangers?
Which baby is EVIL enough to make ‘mommy dearest’ clean up the Ajax?
(2 kids at school, 1 napping, and chores done…I have too much free time today…)
p.s. Team Sydney <3
Okay, I was going to try to write one but kevin’s one about curdling breast milk is so damn good.
Alright… fine…
Which baby is most likely to throw up on you on your way out the door for your first date night in 6 months?
(not evil? Oh, I beg to differ…)
good luck to the evil babies!!
Which baby is just about to bite Elmo’s nose off? 😀
Love this!
Which baby doesn’t need a Hallowe’en costume?
Which baby would go through your Hallowe’en candy and eat all of your favorites?
Which baby would bring your Hallowe’en candy to the dentist the day after for $1?
(Can you tell I bought some candy corn today?)
Best contest ever! And that LEGO sorter thing is pretty damn awesome as well. With four little kids you can bet I have a zillion Lego. http://fourunder4plustwo.blogspot.com/?zx=59c0de771b3648b9
These are so funny! I wish I would have seen this earlier. Ha! Okay, I am a Facebook fan already. That’s my first entry.
I am a FB fan of Mommy Shorts. Go Aedan!! Some caption thoughts:
Which baby’s picture comes to mind when you say, “Speak of the Devil!)?
Which baby is most likely to run for Congress and get caught drawing mustaches on the posters of the other guy’s face?
Which baby is most likely to get kicked out of Yo Gabba Gabba Live for crunking when DJ Lance tells the audience it’s time to dance?
My second entry?
Which baby has an “Nightmare On Elm Street” mobile above his crib?
Which baby looks like he purposefully added 2″ to the episiotomy?
hahahahah!
Go Lila, Go!!
Which baby is most likely to hotwire the neighbor’s car?
Which baby is most likely to play with matches?
Which baby is most likely to hack Mommyshorts?
i wish i learned about this contest before 🙁 i have a hilariously scary photo of my baby when he was 7 days old (he is 1y and 1mo now), it would be perfect for the content. i loved the idea 🙂
Which baby would roundhouse kick Chuck Norris?
God kills a kitten every time which baby laughs?
Who would steal a blind man’s dog?
Who would take grandpa’s dentures?
Who would kick a dog while it’s down?
Which kid would be spit out by the creepy kid-eating tree from Poltergeist?
Which kid makes Chucky look like a friendly playmate?
Which kid is most likely to give his/her parents a Time Out, and they’ll do it?
Which kid can silence a room with a raise of her eyebrow?
Which kid makes Linda Blair’s character from the Exorcist seem approachable?
Which kid are mosquitos afraid to bite?
PS
Please don’t tell Chelsea where I live. Please.
Which kid would be playmate’s with Rosemary’s Baby?
Which kid is more likely to spike the punch at a playdate?
love it.
Team GRANT needs your vote!!! C’mon people!!!
“which baby is more likely to smash some pumpkins and tepee your house this halloween if you dont vote for them?”
**team sydney**
Threatening my parents to put them in the SAME old folks home would be more effective for me, lol
Which baby knows that Santa knows whose been good or bad and doesn’t give a fuck?
Thank you Holli.
I really think it was Chelsea’s brilliant move of adding “tats” via stickers that helped add the extra .2%
Your daughter has learned the proper art of accessorizing already. 🙂
Just because I sent mine to you before this giveaway was announced does not mean I do not want this giveaway. I need this giveaway. If you truly like me, you will, uh, give me this giveaway. One more Lego in the foot and there’s one fewer kid around these parts, if you catch my drift.
It’s in your hands now.
These comments are killing me…
That’s golden Meredith!
Which of these babies would make you walk to the other side of the playground?
Which baby purposefully waits to pee until you open the diaper?!!
Which baby would you find in the dictionary under “stink-eye?”
Which baby will wait until you go outside and then eat the chocolate chips? (courtesy of my 5 yr old. he says he does that–lol!)
Which baby would line up his Matchbox cars at the top of the stairs?
Which baby will wait until you go on the deck and then jump into the bag of marshmallows? (another one from my 5 yr old. oh my–I guess I need to keep a better eye on him!)
Which baby is more likely to appear on Cops?
Which baby wakes up at midnight just to sprinkle Legos through out the house?
Which baby’s neighbours/teachers are most likely to be interviewed for a documentary special about serial killers?
Anna! I’m shocked, SHOCKED that you would use such language. Punishment: Two minutes in time-out with my Evil Glare Son.
Which baby would make Jo Frost (supernanny) cry?
Which baby is singlehandedly responsible for 1,000 vasectomies?
Which baby bit the head off his stuffed bat?
Which baby makes the clown from IT cry?
If Chelsea doesn’t win, I’m handing her my GPS and forwarding her your way. 🙂
this is awesome!
Genius! And so damn true…
Which baby is most likely to torture fluffy chicks and kittens?
*starts packing bags*
Which baby would push grandma in front of the bus, crawl under the driver’s seat and sit on the gas pedal?
Okay, who else got the chills just now?
Which baby is likely to send Norman Bates running for his mommy?
Which baby is likely to know how to tie a slip knot?
Which baby laughed all the way out of the birth canal?
Which kid would make Damien from the Omen pee his pants?