Ridiculous Lists Archives - Page 5 of 10

06/25/15

10 Morning Hacks to Make the Beginning of the Day Bearable

From using Harlow to wake up Mike to threatening to turn off the TV if Mazzy doesn’t get herself dressed, here are my ten best Morning Hacks. Plus a chance to win $500 from General Mills!

06/18/15

23 Potential Titles If Buzzfeed Wrote a Father’s Day Post About My Husband

I’ve already written every permutation of a Father’s Day post I could think of, so I looked to the experts and thought, what would Buzzfeed write???

05/28/15

14 Types of Potential Mom Friends

Whether you have a small, tight-knit group of gal pals or a contact list in your phone a mile long, here are some of the common types of mom friends you’ll find.

05/19/15

Bedtime Stalling in 41 Steps as Taught By Insta2yearold

Bedtime Stalling 101 is a course Mazzy taught a few years ago. She has since passed the torch to her little sister, who teaches a way more advanced class. Let’s call this Bedtime Stalling 102.

05/14/15

38 Words Totally Butchered By Toddlers (Part Four)

All the butchered words depicted are actual mispronunciations that were submitted by moms of actual toddlers. But be forewarned— lots of bad language ahead!

05/12/15

25 “Facts” Moms Found Out About Themselves on Mother’s Day

If your kid brought home an “All About Mom” questionnaire from school, chances are it contained a few hilarious half-truths his teacher is still laughing about in the teacher’s lounge.

05/11/15

10 Reasons You Should Want to be a Contestant On TLC’s New Train Wreck “Labor Games”

There’s a new game show which surprises couples in the delivery room and challenges them to baby-related questions for the chance to win fabulous prizes. Ummm… BEST IDEA EVER!!!

05/08/15

12 Things I Wish For Every Mom on Mother’s Day Morning

1) That your little hellions sleep at least an hour later than usual. 2) That when they get up, they decide to go to the kitchen and make themselves their own breakfast. How hard is pouring cereal in a bowl?

05/04/15

10 Ways to Take Advantage of the Newborn Phase

Newborns are small, sleepy, immobile and highly portable. Here are 10 ways to take advantage of the newborn phase plus a huge giveaway from Diapers.com and Pampers.

04/09/15

What Your Child’s After School Activities Say About You

Are you hoping your child will become the next great artist or an Olympic champion? Or do you just want him to stop clobbering you with a lightsaber?

04/01/15

10 Things My Mom is Not Telling You

Insta2yearold here! My mom forgot today is April Fool’s Day so I am here to remind her. I actually contacted her web developer and changed the passwords to the backend of her site. That way we can speak freely!

03/17/15

My Two-Year-Old’s Rules for Eating a Banana

Brown spots, strings, peels, etc. Is there any food on earth that gives a toddler more opportunity to complain? THE BANANA STRUGGLE IS REAL.

02/13/15

The Stages of Parenthood as Told By Your Laundry

Parents do a TON of laundry. Besides professional mud wrestlers and the people who clean up elephant crap at the circus, I’m willing to bet parents do more laundry than anyone else on earth.

01/28/15

12 Haikus that Speak the Truth About Motherhood, Very Succinctly

Peyton Price writes all her thoughts on modern parenting in three line seventeen syllable haikus.

01/23/15

15 Things You Should REALLY Never Say to Your Kids

I recently read a list of things you should never say to your kids that included “good job”, “be careful” and “you’re okay”. Seriously? Here’s a list of things you REALLY shouldn’t say.