It seems to be standard practice in schools across the country to have kids fill out “All About Mom” questionnaires to give as gifts for Mother’s Day. Whether the kids are old enough to write their own answers or the teachers fill in the answers for them, moms always learn a thing or two about themselves on their special day.

Does it matter if these things are true? Not really. Once they are written on paper and passed around to tears of laughter in the teacher’s lounge, it will be true from that day forward.

I think teachers do this for their own amusement!

I asked moms to post the “All About Mom” questionnaires their kids brought home from school on the Mommy Shorts facebook page and then compiled all of my favorite responses into one long list describing the most FABULOUSLY GLAMOROUS mom around.

I think we should all aspire to such greatness.

There’s one last Mother’s Day sentiment that didn’t fit into my “All About Mom” compilation, but I’d like to feature it regardless.

It’s a homemade card from a little boy who hasn’t yet learned how to spell the word “beautiful”.

Hope everyone had a buttfoll Mother’s Day!

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Special thanks to Anna from MY LIFE AND KIDS who is 100 Years Old and Brenna from SUBURBAN SNAPSHOTS who let me use her “bing anoid superpower”, probably my favorite response of the bunch!

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