Ridiculous Lists Archives - Page 6 of 10

01/22/15

12 Ways Being a Toddler is Just Like Being Pregnant

Toddlers are like pregnant women in lots of ways. Doubtful? Think about the mood swings, the picky eating, the unreasonable demands, the EVERYTHING.

12/31/14

The Top 12 Mommy Shorts Posts of 2014

I can think of no better way to spend New Year’s Eve Eve than putting together a list of the most popular Mommy Shorts posts this year— because THAT’S WHAT BLOGGERS DO.

12/22/14

8 Ways Every Mom Is Afraid She’ll Ruin Christmas

Living up to THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR is a lot of pressure, you know? Here are 8 ways it could go all wrong (but will probably end up just fine).

12/16/14

The Ultimate Drinking Game For Decorating the Tree with Your Kids

Everyone got a cocktail in one hand, a breakable ornament in the other hand and a toddler clinging to your ankle? Then let’s begin!

11/19/14

“Use Your F*cking Words” Read by Liam Neeson and 32 more Follow-ups to “You Have to F*cking Eat”

Last week, we learned about Adam Mansbach’s newest book— “You Have to Fucking Eat“, the follow-up to his last best selling book, ...

10/29/14

10 Things You Should Know Before You Take Your Toddler Trick or Treating

If it’s your first time taking a toddler door-to-door begging for candy, here are ten things I learned when I took Mazzy for the first time.

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10/01/14

30 Seriously Good Ideas for Exhausted Parents to Sneak in a Nap

For every parent who can’t find the space to sleep in their own bed at night, I’ve got some daytime solutions for you.

09/09/14

8 Things You Should Know About Mazzy’s First Trip to a Broadway Show

Grammy and I took Mazzy to see the Lion King on Sunday. It was her first Broadway Show.

08/06/14

The 7 Levels of a Band Aid Addiction

We have reached peak level band aid obsession in our household, to the point where I am considering limiting band aid access just like I limit ...

07/01/14

7 Housekeeping Tips for People Who Hate to Clean

About five years ago, Mike and I used to entertain regularly at home.

06/03/14

8 Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Ask a Woman If She is Pregnant

Yesterday, I was on an elevator with my dad when he asked a total stranger when she was due.

05/08/14

10 Things I Wish For Every Mom On Mother’s Day Morning

1. That your little hellions sleep at least an hour later than usual…

04/04/14

30 More Reasons Your Kids Are Crying

On Monday, I asked you to tell me why your kids are crying (because THEY ARE ALL CRYING) to help promote the launch of Greg Pembroke’s ...

03/20/14

30 Hilarious Headlines About Pregnancy

Last week, I introduced an ad campaign I created for healthy mama, a new line of over-the-counter remedies designed specifically for pregnant women.

02/18/14

11 Events that Should Be in the “Mommy Olympics”

Two weeks ago, I went up against Winter Olympian, Noelle Pikus-Pace (congrats the silver, Noelle!) in the "Mommy Olympics".