
05/09/12
What You Would Expect
On Wednesday night, Mike and I went to see a special screening of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”, the new ensemble comedy
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04/23/12
9 Lessons for Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson has given birth to a girl named Maxwell.
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As you have all undoubtedly heard by now, Snooki is pregnant.
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01/11/12
The Babyonce Backlash
Blue Ivy Carter is what? Four days old? I am already sick of her.
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If you haven’t already heard, in addition to denying a dad entry into the NICU to see his twin premies, Beyonce spent 1.
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Dance Moms 2 premieres tonight.
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12/22/11
Celebrity Baby Christmas Gift List
After completing my holiday shopping for Mike and Mazzy and giving some gifts to Toys for Tots, I turned my attention to some other children in need.
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11/08/11
20 Reasons to Have 20 Kids
If you haven't already heard, the Duggars are preggers with child numero twenty.
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10/24/11
Dear Beyonce
You might think this is another one of my judgmental rants in the same vein as my letters to Katie Holmes, Mariah Carey and Rachel Zoe.
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Last Friday, we tallied the popular vote for the Baby Celebrity Lookalikes Contest which went to the very deserving Lisa ‘Left Eye’
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Today, I’m announcing the three winners of the Colossal Crumbs Cupcake giveaway plus the winner of “the popular vote” in the Baby
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08/01/11
Dear Rachel Zoe’s Baby
I wanted to write a letter directly to Rachel Zoe, just like my “Dear Katie Holmes” and “Dear Mariah Carey” letters, but I
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Father’s Day is this weekend and if you haven’t gotten a gift yet then you are in Desperate Mode.
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06/01/11
Pregnant Women Wear Flats
Is anybody else watching Pregnant in Heels? The show about Rosie Pope (a “maternity concierge”) and her agenda to make Manhattan women
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05/09/11
Dear Mariah Carey
Originally, I was going to write a post entitled “Are You Qualified To Be Mariah Carey’s Nanny?” In it, I would detail the various demands of her potential caregiver the way one might have written one of her infamous concert tour riders. However, after doing a bit of research, I discovered that Mrs. Carey does not intend to hire a nanny(!!!!)…
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