03/12/12
Maffles are Melicious
I feel like I’ve been neglecting Mazzy lately.
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02/12/12
The Men In Mazzy’s Life
Who will be Mazzy’s Valentine tomorrow? That, my friends, is a very difficult question. Only Mazzy knows the answer and she’s not talking. Here are the three front-runners…
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01/22/12
Shit Toddlers Say (VIDEO)
The “Shit Girls Say” meme has been declared officially over but that didn’t stop me from doing toddlers justice. About 90% of the footage was shot over the last three days and there is no completer picture of my two-year-old than what you are about to see.
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Bedtime Stalling is something every toddler should master by age two. If you follow my simple instructions, by the end of this post, you should be able to push your bedtime a full forty-five minutes. With a little practice, you’ll be eating midnight snacks, watching horrible skits on Saturday Night Live and ordering Slankets off late night infomercials in no time.
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If you are Jewish, live in NYC and don't have a tree, Christmas is something to be experienced outdoors.
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I'm sick. Like hacking cough, if my life were a movie this would be DEATH FORESHADOWING, sick.
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If party success is determined by all participants making it out alive, then Mazzy’s 2nd birthday was a RAGING SUCCESS.
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12/07/11
The Day Mazzy Was Born
I have been meaning to write this story down for exactly two years tomorrow. It is the story of the day my beautiful daughter was born.
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About a month ago, Mazzy's teacher emailed to ask if I could send in a family photo.
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12/04/11
Big Kid Swings and Tricycles
We turned the carseat around today. That's a milestone in parenting if I ever heard one.
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Mazzy’s birthday party is on December 11th and I have yet to really plan anything. (Kind of like last year.
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11/07/11
When Parenting Gets AWKWARD
Mazzy loves when Mike and I hug and kiss. It's very cute.
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Today is Halloween. A Monday, as we are all aware.
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10/26/11
The Importance of Pumpkin Selection
When I was a kid, pumpkin patches consisted of two things:
1) PUMPKINS
2) A PATCH
These days they are filled with hay rides, corn mazes, petting ...
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1) PUMPKINS
2) A PATCH
These days they are filled with hay rides, corn mazes, petting ...
10/19/11
Breaking Down Charlie Brown
Two weeks ago I had an "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" giveaway and to enter, I asked everyone to write which Peanuts
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