10/17/11
Mazzy Eating Ice Cream
I gave great thought to how to follow-up the Evil Baby Glare-Off.
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09/14/11
Even Future Presidents Eat Play-Doh
Yesterday was Mazzy's first day of "Insurance Policy". It was the third time she met her teacher.
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Mazzy is starting something on Tuesday. I think they call it "SCHOOL".
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09/07/11
Buying Love In Argentina
Did you know prostitution is legal in Buenos Aires? It's true! But this post is not about that.
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09/01/11
At Least It’s Not Barney
I'm not ready to share Mazzy's reaction to my return with everyone just yet. (Spoiler alert: NOT GOOD.
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08/21/11
You Can’t Beat The Heat With Pooh
A few weekends ago, it was over 100 degrees in NYC. Staying in our apartment was not an option because a) our air conditioner was not cooperating b) there’s not enough space to run around in order to tire a toddler out for a nap and…
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Mazzy graduated from her “Messy Play” class yesterday which meant she got to take home all of her paintings (when you use a plethora of
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Toddlers are funny. In the laugh at them, not laugh with them kind of way.
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08/02/11
The Alphabet On Steroids
Today I have a terrifying video of my 19 month-old singing the ABCs that I’d like you all to evaluate.
Let me give you some background. Mazzy has been acting increasingly— what’s the word? Like she’s on CRACK. I don’t know how most children act because I’ve only got the one, and prior to having her, I avoided all children like the plague. So it’s possible that everybody sees daily or hourly episodes like the one I am about to show you…
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Let me give you some background. Mazzy has been acting increasingly— what’s the word? Like she’s on CRACK. I don’t know how most children act because I’ve only got the one, and prior to having her, I avoided all children like the plague. So it’s possible that everybody sees daily or hourly episodes like the one I am about to show you…
07/26/11
Am I Raising Paris Hilton?
Do you remember "The Simple Life"? That craptastic plate of awful that brought America closer to the likes of Paris Hilton and her
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07/20/11
The World’s Worst Wedding Date
Mike and I took Mazzy to my uncle's wedding over the weekend.
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06/26/11
Is the Beach Worth It? (a pie chart)
Along with not being a dog person, I am also not a beach person.
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05/25/11
Who needs Oprah?
Apparently, yesterday was Oprah's last show. The universe would not shut up about it.
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05/17/11
Toddler Fight Club
WARNING: The video below shows extreme violence that may not be appropriate for young children, people with pace makers, or moms who are about to leave their kids in the supposedly “capable” hands of their fathers.
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05/15/11
You Can’t Take A Toddler Anywhere
Mazzy has been walking for about six months. And every day I discover new supposedly "family-friendly" places that are now off-limits.
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