Above is a picture of Hazy. Or as she prefers to be called, "Madame Hazy of Massachusetts".
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01/31/11
An Ode to Grammy
The road to accepting my mother’s help and guidance was not an easy one for me. I’m sure many mothers and daughters go through something similar when grandchildren enter the picture— a struggle to define their new roles to one another.
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If I pissed anybody off these past two weeks with my tales of pristine beaches and hotel sex, I apologize. It will most likely never happen again.
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01/26/11
Curb Your Muffintop
Editor's Note: It did not occur to me that I was writing a post about MOM JEANS until well after I was
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01/26/11
How To Trap A Baby
A real life spoof on the James Woods Family Guy joke plus a question about Family Guy humor in general…
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Dear Dr. B,
I am expecting my second child and my first just turned one year old.
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I am expecting my second child and my first just turned one year old.
01/24/11
Vacation Breakdown
If the response to yesterday's post is any indication, nobody gives a crap about my vacation anymore.
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There's an old Archie Comics storyline where Veronica decides that the sand at the beach isn't soft enough for her precious tootsies and in
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01/17/11
Family Vacation Minus One
Tomorrow, Mike and I are going on vacation.* I know your first question.
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01/13/11
Weekly Recap / Diary of a CAT-fight
Did you know that this week a crazy lady named CAT called me a "homely stay-at-home nobody"? And I was all like "Excuse me, but I
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01/13/11
Baby Profiling: Connor
This Friday's profile belongs to a baby whose hair color should be sold in a bottle.
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01/11/11
Can you say Mashed Potatoes?
Mazzy’s first word was “HI”. Her second word was “BOO”. But her third word is her favorite. It’s her word for the sun, the moon and all the stars inbetween. Her third word was none other than “DA-DA”…
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01/05/11
Don’t Ask This Baby For Any Favors
The other day I tried to return a dress at The Children's Place.
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In the spirit of the New Year as well as Mazzy’s recent first birthday, Dr. B has compiled a top ten list of parenting tips that you can use to aide in the development of a one-year-old. If all goes as planned, our babies will be reading The Economist, debugging our computers and schooling Wilhelm Kempff in Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata by noontime tomorrow. Ready?
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01/04/11
The Lamest New Year’s Eve On Record
Since I don't celebrate Christmas, I have always made New Year's Eve the focal point of my holiday festivities.
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