
12/20/10
Parental Tweet: On Mary Poppins
That spoonful-of-sugar medicine that Mary Poppins relied upon in managing children? I'll bet that was a narcotic.
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This week Mazzy finally got over her stomach bug, but not before it claimed four more victims. (Next time we will keep her quarantined, I promise).
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12/16/10
Parental Tweet: On Baby Toys
Our house looks like a Toys R' Us after a police raid. I hope they catch the guy that bought the baby all this crap.
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1. Keep all evidence of bottles, milk, boobs, formula, cows, etc. out of sight while you are feeding the baby.
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12/15/10
Happy Birthday, Elijah!
Today's special edition baby profile is brought to you by Katie and her little man, Elijah, who turns two today.
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the working mother/working out conundrum
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Today’s caption contest photo comes courtesy of Diane O whose kids (Ben, Emma and Sophie) are involved in a bedtime ritual in which the girls throw kisses and Ben demands a brother. Or maybe you have a better explanation.
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12/13/10
Pantaloons of Irony
In an ironic twist, the story of the fancypants birthday party dress from my mother-in-law has a you-need-to-see-it-to-believe-it ending. Good thing there’s video.
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12/13/10
Parental Tweet: On Christmas Trees
Kid wants to decorate tree, can only reach bottom half. Cat wants to undecorate tree, can only reach bottom half. Vicious circle.
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12/11/10
Comment of the Week
Heidi, Lori, Diane V, Tina, Erin, Alisha, and Lindsey all got mentions but the big shout-out had to go to none other than The World’s Most Awesome Mother-In-Law…
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12/10/10
Weekly Recap: A Year In The Making
Lots happened this week but mainly it all boiled down to the very important celebration of Mazzy's first birthday and the ensuing onslaught of
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12/10/10
Cake Smash Face-Off
Mazzy’s cake smash wasn’t quite what I had hoped. Thankfully, we have one more shot at the family-only party tomorrow. In the mean time, I present to you “The Mommy Shorts Reader Submitted Cake Smash Album”…
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12/09/10
Parental Tweet: On Plants
I kept the baby alive for a whole year! Good thing she's not a plant. http://www.mommyshorts.
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12/09/10
All Mazzy Wants For Her Birthday Is For Her Mom To Be One Of Babble.Com’s Top 50 Mommy Bloggers
It's the easiest gift ever! And it's free! Just click here, then click on alphabetical and you should find Mommy Shorts at around #250 on
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12/09/10
(Happy) Birthday, Mazzy!
CAVEAT: After rereading this post, I have determined I was still suffering from Stomach Bug Delirium when I wrote it.
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