
12/08/10
Parental Tweet: On Titles
MOTHER— The title awarded when yourself and your baby have both puked within fifteen minutes of each other.
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12/08/10
Inconceivable!
I am one step closer to casting my baby revival of The Princess Bride. Mazzy is Buttercup, obviously.
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12/08/10
Is There A Doctor In The Apartment?
OK— this post isn't going to be particularly inspired, mainly because Mazzy and I just spent the last 24 hours
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Mazzy will be a year old on Decmeber 9th. Which means, this pumping thing is about to come to an end.
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Last week, I wrote a post about someone that I couldn't post on my blog. The someone? My Mother-In-Law.
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12/06/10
Parental Tweet: On Toys
Apparently, while I was away, there was a very serious toy tornado. Found my husband and the baby both unconscious but alive. Scary stuff.
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12/03/10
Weekly Recap: More TV Please!
This week was exhausting and it's not even over yet.
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12/03/10
Friday Baby Profiling: Love And Kate
Today's baby profiling belongs to Kate, one of my best commenters named Kate (there are three I think).
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12/02/10
Poor Party Planning
Mazzy’s first birthday is on the 9th. And due to certain circumstances mixed with general laziness and complete exhaustion, I have yet to do anything to plan for her party besides set the date. Which is Sunday. People will be coming. But as far as party decor or any form of entertainment, that all still remains very much a mystery.
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12/02/10
Parental Tweet: On Christmas Gifts
This boy's Christmas list is getting a little too ambitious. Time to break it to him about Santa.
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After Dr. B's anti-TV post, I feel the need to counterbalance with a pro-TV post.
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Is Mazzy on her fourth hour of a Sunday Law & Order marathon or is she two seconds away from purchasing a Flowbee? You decide in the comment
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The Fancy Undergarment Trajectory Chart (This chart is for women married with children. If you go through life as a single woman or you never have any kids, I imagine the fanciness of your undergarments continues to increase until you are eventually killed by the weight of your own solid gold brassiere.
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11/30/10
Parental Tweet: On Knights
Trying to explain concept of knight in shining armor to Aura. Keep editorializing with "antiquated" and "ridiculous.
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11/29/10
Diagnosis: Mommy Brain
Here's something I learned about myself this Thanksgiving— If you tell me that the pie is on the counter in the pantry and the pie is in
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