After yesterday's post about how much Mazzy hates me, I thought it would be nice to show two more kids with equally bad attitudes.
Remember Lila (aka Hannibal Lecter) from Mommy of a Monster? Well, Hannibal's got some competition in the form of Annie from The Little Hen House. Lila and Annie's moms asked if I would sponsor a glare-off and I loved the idea so much, I think I may make it a regular thing.
So tell me— which little girl would be more likely to start a Diaper Genie fire with her eyes? If you were casting for "The Good Son, Part Two", who would be first in line to throw a Culkin kid off a cliff? And most importantly, if you ran into Lila or Annie in a back alley, who would make you shit your pants first?
Winner gets bragging rights and a spot in the Mommy Shorts Hall of Fame.
If you've got a picture of your kid making a mean face, post it on the wall of the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage. If I get enough, maybe I'll hold a FULL-ON EVIL BABY GLARE-OFF TOURNAMENT. I'll get Everlast to sponsor and throw in an Ultimate Fighting Scholarship for the win.
Judging by the first two contestants— competition is gonna be FIERCE.
All I’m saying is…that pic of Lila scares the crap out of me. I would NOT want to cross that toddler!
Hah! Awesome glare off. I’m submitting the meanest looking Monkey face picture I have, he was only 2 1/2 months old. He was one frowny baby.
The Business has me crapping my pants
I feel like Annie is step one… and Lila is step 2.
Don’t cross the streams!!!
Thanks for doing this Ilana! It was a great idea 😉
I’m glad I’m not the only one scared of The Business!
Lila’s look is so fiery she singed her eyebrows off!
LOL, The Business kills me … sleep lightly Natalie, sleep lightly …
Yes! Thank you for giving it to me! Also— I don’t know how you sleep at night.
I feel like Annie’s look says, “You know, I’m really not pleased with you right now,” while Lila’s look says, “I *will* cut a bitch.”
Watch your back, Natalie.
Neither do I now that you mention it 😉
You should totally do a glare-off…a la bracket style with votes til its down to two…would be awesome!
Also Lila is a scary mo-fo
That is my plan EXACTLY. Great minds and all that.
Now tell your friends to submit pics. We need good ones! Especially if anyone stands a chance against Lila.
Both girls look like they could seriously jack someone up.
PS- a glare off tournament would be fan tas tic.
Holy crap…they scare me more than my teenage daughter when I told her she couldn’t wear her short-shorts to school.
This is hilarious! Someone. Is. About. To. Murder. Some. Chickens. HAAAAA!
Annie looks evil, but Lila’s got some serious Satan going on.
Oh this is hilarious! Annie looks extremely displeased, where Lila well that sweet girl looks downright pissed off! That’s the best don’t mess with me face I’ve ever seen!
THERE SHOULD BE A CUTOFF DATE TO ENTER SO WHEN THE WINNER IS CHOSEN NO ONE CAN SAY THEY DIDNT HAVE FAIR VOTING TIME THE VOTING FOR EACH PIC SHOULD BEGIN AND END AT A CERTAIN TIME 🙂
That’s why I had two winners for the last one. One for the popular vote and one that would be decided at the end. And you won the popular vote!
The tournament seems like it has to be structured with all contestants decided at the beginning.