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01/22/15

12 Ways Being a Toddler is Just Like Being Pregnant

Toddlers are like pregnant women in lots of ways. Doubtful? Think about the mood swings, the picky eating, the unreasonable demands, the EVERYTHING.

12/29/14

The Holidays Through the Eyes of @Insta2yearold

I’m sure my mom will bore you with all the details of our holiday eventually, but here’s the important stuff that happened from my perspective. Really, the only perspective that matters.

12/16/14

The Ultimate Drinking Game For Decorating the Tree with Your Kids

Everyone got a cocktail in one hand, a breakable ornament in the other hand and a toddler clinging to your ankle? Then let’s begin!

12/01/14

Our Thanksgiving Through the Eyes of Insta2yearold

You can’t expect a two-year-old to understand the concept of “grateful”, especially when she doesn’t even like turkey.

11/13/14

Brian Cranston Reads Audio Version of “You Have to F**king Eat”

Maybe Adam Mansbach’s third book will be “Wear Your F**king Jacket” and then Steve Buscemi can do the audio version and the trilogy will be complete.

11/11/14

Insta2yearold is the Toddler You Should Be Following on Instagram

The profile description is “My world. My perspective. My very full diaper,” and in just four short days, @insta2yearold has amassed 20K followers. It’s also Harlow.

11/07/14

Conquering My Kids’ Cup Issues

Mazzy’s favorite cup is the bane of my existence. It’s leaky, it’s hard to screw on the top and it comes apart into four separate pieces…

10/29/14

10 Things You Should Know Before You Take Your Toddler Trick or Treating

If it’s your first time taking a toddler door-to-door begging for candy, here are ten things I learned when I took Mazzy for the first time.

10/10/14

Pumpkin and Apple Pie Charts

Before you take your kids to any family-friendly fall activities, you should properly prepare yourself. For instance, there are few things scarier than your toddler’s head disappearing into a corn field.

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10/01/14

30 Seriously Good Ideas for Exhausted Parents to Sneak in a Nap

For every parent who can’t find the space to sleep in their own bed at night, I’ve got some daytime solutions for you.

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09/26/14

35 More Members of the Picky Eaters Club

There were so many submissions, we might have to open several chapters. Like the “French Fries are a Vegetable” chapter and the “Cheese is Only Acceptable on Pizza” chapter…

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09/19/14

20 Bedtime Problems Only Parents Understand

From a toddler kicking mom in the head to a baby who takes up half the bed, check out the 20 finalists in the “Get Out of My Bed, Please” photo contest…