Toddlers are like pregnant women in lots of ways. Doubtful? Think about the mood swings, the picky eating, the unreasonable demands, the EVERYTHING.
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I’m sure my mom will bore you with all the details of our holiday eventually, but here’s the important stuff that happened from my perspective. Really, the only perspective that matters.
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Everyone got a cocktail in one hand, a breakable ornament in the other hand and a toddler clinging to your ankle? Then let’s begin!
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You can’t expect a two-year-old to understand the concept of “grateful”, especially when she doesn’t even like turkey.
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Maybe Adam Mansbach’s third book will be “Wear Your F**king Jacket” and then Steve Buscemi can do the audio version and the trilogy will be complete.
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The profile description is “My world. My perspective. My very full diaper,” and in just four short days, @insta2yearold has amassed 20K followers. It’s also Harlow.
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11/07/14
Conquering My Kids’ Cup Issues
Mazzy’s favorite cup is the bane of my existence. It’s leaky, it’s hard to screw on the top and it comes apart into four separate pieces…
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If it’s your first time taking a toddler door-to-door begging for candy, here are ten things I learned when I took Mazzy for the first time.
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10/10/14
Pumpkin and Apple Pie Charts
Before you take your kids to any family-friendly fall activities, you should properly prepare yourself. For instance, there are few things scarier than your toddler’s head disappearing into a corn field.
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For every parent who can’t find the space to sleep in their own bed at night, I’ve got some daytime solutions for you.
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There were so many submissions, we might have to open several chapters. Like the “French Fries are a Vegetable” chapter and the “Cheese is Only Acceptable on Pizza” chapter…
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From a toddler kicking mom in the head to a baby who takes up half the bed, check out the 20 finalists in the “Get Out of My Bed, Please” photo contest…
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It’s good to know Mazzy and Harlow aren’t the only members of the Picky Eaters Club.
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09/08/14
Get Out of My Bed, Please
Photo Contest: Serta Mattress with Adjustable Foundation ($5000)
Shortly after Mazzy transitioned from her crib to her toddler bed, she had an
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08/27/14
Profanity for Parents
I came *this close* to screaming "SHIT!" when my family poured a bucket of ice water on me, so I am in no place to judge the two-year-old
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