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08/26/14

Mazzy likes to eat bananas whole, with it peeled about halfway down before it is handed to her.

08/14/14

The first weekend we stayed out at the house, I went to Stop and Shop after I put the kids to bed at about 9pm. I thought it was magical.

08/05/14

Playing House, Dressing Up #LikeaBoy

A few weeks ago, I posted about that tearjerker of a commercial— the #likeagirl ad campaign for Always.

04/04/14

30 More Reasons Your Kids Are Crying

On Monday, I asked you to tell me why your kids are crying (because THEY ARE ALL CRYING) to help promote the launch of Greg Pembroke’s ...

02/23/14

Air Travel with Two Kids is Way Harder than One, Obviously

Last week, Mike and I took Mazzy and Harlow on a five hour plane ride.

02/18/14

11 Events that Should Be in the “Mommy Olympics”

Two weeks ago, I went up against Winter Olympian, Noelle Pikus-Pace (congrats the silver, Noelle!) in the "Mommy Olympics".

01/28/14

10 Games My Baby Plays That I Have No Chance of Winning

In addition to a rousing two-sided game of peekaboo and some impressive stacking skills, Harlow is building up an arsenal of games to entertain ...

01/06/14

15 Establishments that will Dispose of your Children if You are Sick of Them

Ever wonder what life would be like if you never had kids? Ever get so tired of your whining crying screaming little heathens you lock yourself in ...

09/24/13

22 Words Totally Butchered by Toddlers (Part 3)

Kids mispronouncing words is the gift that keeps on giving.

07/11/13

Driver VS. Passenger: Which Parent has the Tougher Job on a Family Road Trip?

Once upon a time, Mike and I would go somewhere for the weekend. He'd drive and I'd sit shot gun. I loved road trips.

06/19/13

Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

1. If you throw something away because your child has not played with it in months, she will ask for it later that same day.
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05/20/13

That Awkward Moment When Your Toddler Wants to Stick Her Tongue in Another Child’s Mouth

I always knew my daughter was “advanced”, but by “advanced”, I meant she learned her ABCs pretty early and crushed her peers ...

02/18/13

If Toddlers Were on The Bachelor

Here’s something you might not know about me— I’m obsessed with The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. I’m not ashamed.

01/28/13

Toddler Facebook News Feed

Two weeks ago, I asked everyone to tell me their toddler’s current status update. Which many of you did, thank you very much. Then it seemed only natural to take it to the next step— CREATE AN ENTIRE TODDLER FACEBOOK NEWS FEED…

01/22/13

12 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me About Potty Training

Sometime in the last month, I decided the potty was not a reading station or a bath time procrastination device, but a place in which my daughter ...