For every quintessential first day of school photo posted on Facebook or Instagram, there are 50 other photos of that same kid looking less than thrilled about his/her upcoming school year.
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From most likely to bring his teddy bear to college to least likely to sit still for circle time, here are 40 little kids with their very own yearbook superlatives.
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Body suits, floral jumpers and chunky sweaters worn unironically… check out these embarrassing ’80s and ’90s outfits we wore back-to-school.
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There are few things more exciting in a kid’s life than the day he loses a tooth. It’s a sign of growing up, a public statement of maturity, a point of pride to brag about amongst your friends… plus money!
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08/14/15
What Happens When It’s Too Quiet
The moral of the story is… don’t go to the bathroom, leave your spouse alone with your kids, nurse the baby, or turn your head for even a second. And for the LOVE OF GOD— check on your kids when it’s TOO QUIET!
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It’s time for the finals of the “Big Mess Little Kid” photo contest! That means 15 of the biggest messes are being put to a vote and you get to determine the winner.
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There’s one week left before the #bigmesslittlekid finals. From overzealous lipstick application to extreme home makeovers, here are some of the top contenders.
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Every day, I think— how can I possibly find another average parent problem? And then Mazzy loses the hair of her Lego girl in the grass and and I know there’s not a chance in hell she’ll find it.
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Last week I started a search for the biggest mess created by the littlest kid. Since then, I’ve been weeding through diaper cream disasters, play date wreckage and one two many situations involving poo. EW.
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Insta2yearold likes to give opinions on everything— from breakfast to fashion to social injustice. Here’s a small sampling of the very important issues my two-year-old has tackled on Instagram.
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Get ready to meet 31 new members of the Picky Eaters Club all with weirder eating habits than a pregnant woman in her first trimester. Who wants to get up in front of the group first?
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Why are so many people following @averageparentproblems on Instagram? What is the appeal? I guess it’s because—PARENTS HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
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07/06/15
35 July 4th Problems
Your friends are posting perfectly posed pics of their brood in red, white and blue and GODDAMNIT, you want an impossibly perfect pic too. There’s only 35 potential problems standing in your way.
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If you think Mariah Carey’s backstage rider demands are over-the-top, you are about to be indoctrinated into a whole new level of CRAY CRAY.
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Not only am I sharing Mazzy and Harlow’s latest eating quirks, Olly Vitamins is awarding the parent of one Picky Eater a $750 Target gift card, so this Picky Eaters Club is NO JOKE.
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