With 122K new Instagram fans in just two months, @AverageParentProblems now has the same amount of follower as @mommyshorts. The account I have been building for over two years. Harlow and Mazzy are trying their best not to feel too offended.

Why are so many people following my new account? What is the appeal? I guess it’s because—PARENTS HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS.

What kind of problems exactly???

1) Popsicle Problems

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2) Pet Problems

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3) Toy Assembly Problems

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4) IKEA problems

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5) Germ problems

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6) Playhouse Problems

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7) creaky Door Problems

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8) eating Problems

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9) Travel Problems

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10) Corn Starch Problems

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11) bathroom sink Problems

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12) Cup Problems

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13) sibling Problems

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14) salon Problems

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15) Nap Time problems

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16) Mickey Mouse Problems

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17) Ice Cream Problems

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18) Car radio Problems

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19) Tea Party Problems

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20) big brother Problems

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21) Milestone Problems

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22) Social life Problems

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23) Time Management Problems

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24) Couch problems

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25) patience problems

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26) New baby problems

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27) chutes and ladders problems

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28) privacy problems

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29) morning problems

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30) Night time problems

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31) Brunch problems

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32) grandparent problems

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33) real estate problems

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34) tough guy problems

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35) Imaginary Friend problems

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36) tiny Shoe problems

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37) Leaving the house problems

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If you’d like to follow @averageparentproblems on Instagram (and why wouldn’t you???), you can follow it here.

If you’d like to make sure @mommyshorts isn’t left in the dust, you can follow me here.