Last week I started a search for “The Biggest Mess Created by the Littlest Kid” for the chance to win an $1000 Target gift card and a whole bunch of cleaning products from Seventh Generation. Since then, I’ve been weeding through diaper cream disasters, play date wreckage and one two many situations involving poo. EW.
FYI, if you want to teach your little ones a lesson by making them clean up their messes, you probably want to use eco-friendly products free from scary chemicals that don’t require your kids to wear rubber gloves, masks and hazmat suits.
Here are your 37 biggest messes so far:
1) The time your baby overdid it with the baby powder
2) The time your kid painted the playroom with peanut butter
3) The time your baby helped you open a package
4) The time your daughter baked herself into a cake
5) the time you thanked god it wasnt a sharpie
6) seriously, thank god for washable markers
7) the time the chocolate pudding didnt make it to your kid’s mouth
8) the time your kid conducted a baking soda experiment
9) the time your kid trIed to make you breakfast
10) the time your son played in a bucket of ashes (I hope that wasn’t a relative)
11) the time your daughters found an ink pad and turned themselves into smurfs
12) the time your daughter covered her hair in ointment and you tried to soak up the oil with baby powder which made her look like martha washington
13) The time your kid ripped open a bean bag chair
14) the time you realized keeping flour in the bottom drawer is a bad idea
15) The time your kid got into the strawberry bath gel and it looked like a scene from breaking bad
16) the time your kid dumped baby powder in the backseat
17) the time your kid dumped blueberries into the vent
18) the time your daughter thought your toilet needed a little under eye concealer
19) the time your baby broke into the chocolate pie
20) The time your son spread chocolate pudding on the couch
21) the time your kid tried to make his own bottle
22) the time your daughter poured her own milk
23) the time you caught your kid redhanded with your lipstick
24) the time your son got into the saran wrap
25) The time your daughter got into the diaper cream
26) the time your baby left a trail of baby powder so you could find him
27) The time your kids made a sandbox in your kitchen
28) the time your son thought he needed a shave
29) The time you gave your kids the economy-sized box of goldfish
30) The time your kid set the record for most crumbs on the floor
31) the time your kids painted your duvet
32) the time your kid binged on breakfast cereal
33) The time your son experimented with foundation
34) the time your son thought your carpet needed a pop of yellow
35) the time your daughter offered to help you paint the wall
36) the time your daughter took toothbrushing to the next level
37) that time your baby attempted the cinnamon challenge
The contest is not over yet so you can still enter your kids’ biggest messes to win! And please comment with which photo is your biggest nightmare to help me narrow down to the finalists.
Five winners will receive $50 worth of Seventh Generation products and one grand prize winner will receive a $1000 Target gift card.
Post your photos on the Mommy Shorts Facebook page or on Instagram with the hashtag #bigmesslittlekid. If you enter on Instagram, make sure you tag and follow both @mommyshorts and @seventhgeneration to win.
I’ll be posting my favorites over the next few weeks and finalists will be put to a vote on August 7th. The winner will be announced on August 14th.
You can see the full rules here.
All Seventh Generation products are plant-based formulas that are safe and effective, not only for your home and family, but designed with the planet and future generations in mind.
Seventh Generation All-Purpose Cleaner tackles stains, dirt, and grease without creating harsh fumes. Their Glass & Surface Cleaner cleans to a streak-free shine without bringing tears to your eyes. Their Tub & Tile Cleaner helps keep bathroom surfaces free from soap scum build-up with real essential oils and botanical extracts— no gloves or ventilation required. Their Disinfecting Wipes use a Thyme Oil technology to kill 99.99% of household germs including the Influenza A virus and your #1 enemy— the Common Cold. Their baby wipes aren’t just good for blowouts, their great to give to little kids to help clean their own messes.
I strongly suggest getting your kids on the cleaning train as early as possible!
Especially if they are going to create messes as big as the ones above.
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This post was sponsored by Seventh Generation, but all kids and messes are your own.
The Martha Washington one cracked me up!
And that is why I do not trust beanbags…
Forget trusting the bean bag, this is why I don’t trust kids. I’m so glad none of these are my kid messes.
The smurf one and the baby powder in the back of the car kill me. The Martha Washington one is pretty funny.
#25- that smile is hilarious!!
#25 her smile shows absolutely no remorse whatsoever and is hilarious
Worst: the time my kid mushed poop all over the carpet. No pictures, because GROSS.
#25 – that face is too much!
#25 That kid is a monster…
I always see these too late! I had a good one too! “The time your son dumped an entire Family size box of fruit loops on your couch” hahahha it was a disaster
#25 is hilarious
#25 is hilarious
#25 that face!!!!!
I love that Asher made this list 3 times! I wish it was a messiest kid contest. He would for sure win. Every day there’s something new! #ashersadventures
#30!
#25. Hilarious!
30! Omg!!!
This contest is so unfair! What if you have perfect children who never make a mess?! Bwahahahaha!!!!!
Lucky number 13! I bet they are still finding the “beans”!
The beanbag chair one is the worst for sure! Have you ever tried to scoop/vaccuum/sweep those tiny foam pellets? It’s a static cling nightmare. I’d probably just seal that room off permanently…
#26!!
I’m so glad I’m not the only one living with a tornado!
#30. Ground in crumbs are the worst!
LOVE EVIE#30 she is super cute and that look on her face is priceless!
#25 What a mess!! All that diaper cream and that face!! Priceless!!
I’m sure they’re still cleaning up that gooey mess!
Haven’t you heard? Desitin the new beauty regimen….when you don’t want your hair to get a rash!
I forgot to say #25….
#2!!!
#4 is too funny!
#4 is the best!
#4 love her the best
#4 is adorable!
I love #4!!!!
I don’t miss messes like these kids made. There was one time I had to explain to my oldest daughter that light bulbs do not bounce on concrete floors. She thought they would bounce like a rubber ball.
#4 best
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13 looks like the worst! I would not want to deal with that. 30 and 24 are so messy too. 17 and 19 are just too cute.
Beanbag… That stuff has static. You’ll continue to find that for 3 years….
I don’t have photo, this happened before digital camera/ smartphone era, anyways…my niece decided to help clean the kitchen while I was in shower. She used leftover grease from pan to wash the windows, fridge, counter, stove, and table…imagine that greased kitchen and slippery floor… Lol!
Oh the bean bag chair…the static of the little styrofoam balls…worst!
13, awful, awful awful. Just say no to the bean bags
Man, I wish we had taken a picture of the night my 2 youngest decided to redecorate my daughters room with every color she owned of nail polish. The day we listed our house for sale. Newly painted walls, woodwork, hardwood floors, furniture, you name it they painted it. They even poured it in the box fan and aimed it at the wall. We were too panicked to take a picture.
So many good ones! Ha. Favorites were 11, 13, 16, 27, 30, & 32. I recognize messes like these (ha!) and I think the ones that really struck me were the ones that you’d have to stop and think, “Ok. How the HECK do I even begin cleaning this up??!”
The Martha Washington problem was hilarious!
#13!!! They stick to everything!!!
#23 is hilarious! She looks soo guilty!
#23 what a job to get all of that stain off!!
#24 with the Saran Wrap made me lol! BUT #1 is hilarious since I have one that is almost identical! My 2 year old decided to “make ‘moke, mommy!”–all over the bedroom. I took his picture, then cleaned it up. Went and got the baby from my room then went back to check on his brother again….and found MORE ‘moke! Needless to say I learned to put the baby powder up higher that time!
#4 is hilarious and looks like such a pain to clean up! #13 is also awful.
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WOW! These are EPIC! I’m very impressed!
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Number 13 and 30 give me anxiety with my OCD. But the one with the little one that broke into the fridge and ate the chocolate pie is so adorable.
I can’t decide the worst. The bean bag one would be really bad, the blueberry one because they are in the vent and who knows how far they rolled or the yellow (whatever that is) in the carpet.
I’ve moved to Abu Dhabi in 2013 . last month i spent 2 days in Dubai and left my kids with their dad, the house was like pic 20 and 30, it was as HELL, but
I found an online market place provide a lot of maid service abu dhabi ,this is the link if anyone there needs help , it helps me a lot
https://uae.storat.com/abu-dhabi/maids-per-hour-cleaning-services
let the kids make mess , and those mess is essential for their learning at early stage of life