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04/28/11

Previous to our participation in the Bowery Babes Easter Egg Hunt, the closest I ever came to Easter was begging my mom for chocolate bunnies at the ...

04/25/11

Oh No— My Baby Caught The Bieber

Remember that video I posted a couple of weeks ago of a baby singing "Baby" by Justin Bieber?
Well, that very same day, it seems Justin ...

04/11/11

Does A Moment Exist Without Photo Evidence?

Last weekend, my mother and I took Mazzy to the Central Park Zoo for the first time.

04/07/11

Intruder in the House

I woke up to what sounded like a stifled scream outside my bedroom. I ran into the hallway but all was quiet.

03/23/11

Doughnut Stand-Off

Today's Red Writing Hood prompt was to write a post inspired by the photo below. The kitchen door flung open.
It was her.

03/20/11

My Baby’s Talking! With No Help From Bruce Willis, Thank You Very Much

I am caveating this post with the fact that the following information is both limited by my lack of knowledge in speech pathology and my test group of my one and only child. Nevertheless, I present… THE SEVEN STAGES OF LANGUAGE DEVELOPMENT.

03/06/11

The Importance of Boo

Back before I had my baby girl, I read that one way to help a baby sleep is to give her a piece of your clothing so she'll be reminded of you ...

02/27/11

OSCAR: Is Your Baby Gold With An Inflated Sense of Self-Importance?

Baby Names & Their Obvious Significances— Now the next time you meet someone with a baby named “Oscar”, you can make sure to ask them if it was due to their love of award shows or their love of green muppets who live in the trash…

02/13/11

Mazzy, My Valentine

Have you noticed that I haven't posted as much about Mazzy lately? Here's the deal.

02/07/11

Separated At Birth: Mazzy & Mister Miyagi

What? You don't see it? Even if I photoshop a pair of chopsticks in Mazzy's hand? How 'bout after you watch the video below? funny baby ...

01/18/11

The Depantsing

I never intended to reveal this video to you as it involves partial nudity. But since the partial nudity involves my pasty legs and my pasty legs are now relevant as I will be ridding myself of them on my TROPICAL VACATION, I thought I would share.

01/11/11

Can you say Mashed Potatoes?

Mazzy’s first word was “HI”. Her second word was “BOO”. But her third word is her favorite. It’s her word for the sun, the moon and all the stars inbetween. Her third word was none other than “DA-DA”…

01/03/11

Still here? Me too.

I thought I’d bring in the New Year with a video of Mazzy’s life from the day she was born (December 9th, 2009) up until now. It’s kinda sappy. But I worked my ass off on it and I love it regardless.

12/14/10

Party Like A Rockstar With A Stomach Virus

As promised, below is “Mazzy’s Birthday Party: The Video”.

12/13/10

Pantaloons of Irony

In an ironic twist, the story of the fancypants birthday party dress from my mother-in-law has a you-need-to-see-it-to-believe-it ending. Good thing there’s video.