Earlier this week, I asked a simple question on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage: "What was the worst baby name your significant other
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Congratulations to Natasha (the winning caption is above) who won a tough race against MommyLisa's caption, "If you don't buy me the
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Meet Zana. She was in the midst of a mother-daughter shopping trip to TJ Maxx when all hell broke loose.
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Dirty diapers, spit-up stained shirts, sour milk in sippy cups hiding out under the car seat in 100 degree heat, and the seemingly endless stream
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There were tons of great captions on this week's contest, but in the end I had to give it to the caption that inspired the photoshop job above.
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06/19/12
School Picture Caption Contest
Meet brothers, Zach (15 months) and Ronnie (2.5 years), clearly thrilled to be photographed for their school picture.
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The reason I first purchased Method hand soap was because it matched my bathroom.
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05/03/12
All I Want for Mother’s Day Is…
What would be your ultimate Mother's Day? Are you one of those moms who wants the whole family to do something extra special together? Or
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05/01/12
Say No To Jugs
Ever wonder why jugs of detergent have huge caps when you're only supposed to fill it up to a barely visible line that is more than halfway
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04/09/12
What’s in the Basket!?
Congratulations to moooooog35, our newest Caption Contest Queen (or King, I believe).
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04/04/12
Evil Bunny Caption Contest
I'm Jewish so I must admit to not fully understanding Easter.
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04/02/12
Clean Like A Mother
One of the loveliest things about having a young child is their desire to lick everything in sight.
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A while back (August 4th to be exact), I posted a story about my mother nearly slicing my labia on my wedding day.
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02/04/12
The Mommy Shorts Baby Bowl 2012
Welcome to the Mommy Shorts Baby Bowl! I hope you didn't expect three hours of diapered babies crawling around my blog.
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01/31/12
Caption Contest
The photo above was submitted by Kerri. It's a picture of her poor unfortunate cat being harassed by a neighborhood baby. Wait, I got that wrong.
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