Wit Archives - Page 4 of 7

01/22/13

Is Your Toddler Better or Worse than Your College Roommate?

I can think of no bigger buzzkill to a person’s college experience than having to share a dorm room with a child.

01/20/13

About a million years ago, I asked Honest Toddler to grant me an interview. He threw juice on me and then demanded candy.

11/05/12

Spending a Power Outage with a Toddler Is…

If you play your cards right during a black out, you can have tons of quality time with your children and possibly break your toddler of their Team ...

10/31/12

Toddlers Make Lousy Houseguests

Due to Hurricane Sandy taking out our power and water, tonight is our second night staying at our friends' apartment on the Upper West ...

10/23/12

15 Halloween Costumes for Toddlers that Might be Punishment in Disguise

When you have a kid, there are two ways to dress them on Halloween. Let them be what they want to be or make them go as what YOU want them to be.

10/08/12

Fall Family Activities: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly

Last Saturday, we took Mazzy apple picking.

10/03/12

TODDLER VS. DADDY: It’s a Draw-Off!

Two weeks ago, I talked about Mazzy's budding artistic abilities and the possibility that I might be raising a toddler Picasso.

10/01/12

Lies I Tell My Toddler

Did you know the iPad doesn’t work in the car except if we are on really long road trips? Also, the playground closes right around nap time.

09/17/12

How a Toddler Views a Purse

I found this handy chart over at NickMom.

08/21/12

If My Toddler Were My Boyfriend, We Would Have Broken Up By Now

Last Friday, I had a rare lunch with my sister (aka Dr. B). I think it was our first one-on-one time since Mazzy was born.

08/12/12

Toddler Speak Translated

Forget butchered words, Mazzy is speaking in whole sentences now.

08/08/12

Lose Your Toddler on Your Layover? YOU WIN!

Remember "Road Trip Bingo"? Well, that was SUCH A BLAST (what with all the complaining and the puking), I thought it was time for another ...

07/24/12

Are You Ready for Potty Training? (A Flow Chart)

Since last week’s children’s TV show flow chart went over so well, I decided to make another for potty training.

07/15/12

Which Kid’s TV Shows are You Destined to Watch?

For the first year of this blog, I gave Elmo a lot of shit.

07/11/12

Do You Have “Third Kid Mentality”?

The decisions I make this pregnancy compared to my first suggest that I am now an entirely different person.