The decisions I make this pregnancy compared to my first suggest that I am now an entirely different person. I wouldn't even take a sip of coffee last go round and here I am snorting allergy medication twice a day. 

Also— is blue cheese really a big deal? What about forgetting to take your prenatal vitamins two days in a row? A sip of wine never hurt anyone, did it? What about vodka? And GODDAMNIT, I am much more comfortable sleeping on my RIGHT side, alright? 

I should definitely stop at two kids. Judging by the chart below from NickMom, if I got pregnant a third time, I'd probably spend the entire nine months drinking margaritas while scooping kitty litter.


What about you? How differently do you treat your second or third kid from your first?


Three more posts you should check out from NickMom:

Top 9 Reasons We Should Be Glad We're Not Moms in the '80s

Top 9 Reasons Why the Tooth Fairy Forgot Last Night

"Will You Survive Vacation?" Flow Chart