The decisions I make this pregnancy compared to my first suggest that I am now an entirely different person. I wouldn't even take a sip of coffee last go round and here I am snorting allergy medication twice a day.
Also— is blue cheese really a big deal? What about forgetting to take your prenatal vitamins two days in a row? A sip of wine never hurt anyone, did it? What about vodka? And GODDAMNIT, I am much more comfortable sleeping on my RIGHT side, alright?
I should definitely stop at two kids. Judging by the chart below from NickMom, if I got pregnant a third time, I'd probably spend the entire nine months drinking margaritas while scooping kitty litter.
Three more posts you should check out from NickMom: