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03/18/11

I've got lots of fun stuff to discuss today.

03/14/11

Caption Contest Winner: “Pssst. You’re Adopted.”

When Jessica from Four Plus An Angel emailed me the picture above, I basically replied "that's nice" and went back to the task of ...

03/14/11

Parental Tweet

Six years ago I thought my dog
handing me a squirrel was the
grossest thing ever. That was before
I gave birth.

03/14/11

Babies On a Plane

A couple of weeks ago, Mike and I took Mazzy to Utah. From New York, that's about five and a half hours on a plane.

03/10/11

Three Week Recap: Dependency, Breakdowns & A Little Pageantry

If you're here from The Red Dress Club, you can find my post here. This week was all about dependency— blankies, bottles, and hideous dollies.

03/10/11

Baby Profiling: Vincent

It's been awhile since I did some good old-fashioned baby profiling.

03/07/11

“Winning” at Motherhood (à la Charlie Sheen)

There has been much ado about Charlie Sheen's latest antics.

03/06/11

The Importance of Boo

Back before I had my baby girl, I read that one way to help a baby sleep is to give her a piece of your clothing so she'll be reminded of you ...

03/04/11

Baby Fashion Showdown (After These Messages)

Thank you to everyone who submitted pictures. In my head, all the photos were going to look red-carpet-esque and this post was going to be like the baby version of Joan and Melissa’s Post-Oscars Fashion Rundown. But instead, as I struggled to come up with commentary, I felt less Joan, more Giuliana Rancic. Translation: Not nearly as funny. But here it goes regardless.

03/02/11

Caption Contest Winner: “Well, Clarice— have the lambs stopped screaming?”

You know, I really need to trust my judges.

02/28/11

Caption Contest: “Well, Clarice— have the lambs stopped screaming?”

Update: Click here to check out the honorable mentions and side-by-side baby/Hannibal comparison. It's worth it. Promise.

02/28/11

Parental Tweet

Need to pack up my family for a ski trip by tomorrow morning.

02/27/11

OSCAR: Is Your Baby Gold With An Inflated Sense of Self-Importance?

Baby Names & Their Obvious Significances— Now the next time you meet someone with a baby named “Oscar”, you can make sure to ask them if it was due to their love of award shows or their love of green muppets who live in the trash…

02/24/11

Breaking Up With My Former Self On Craig’s List

This post was written based on a prompt from The Red Writing Hood. The assignment was to write a Craig's List ad selling items after a break-up.

02/23/11

Add Me To The List Of Mothers That Can’t Do It All

I had a post all planned to write this evening. Something about babies and the Oscars. It was going to relate beautifully. But it will have to wait. Because today is the day that this whole blogging/working/mothering thing came to an ugly head…