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12/31/14

The Top 12 Mommy Shorts Posts of 2014

I can think of no better way to spend New Year’s Eve Eve than putting together a list of the most popular Mommy Shorts posts this year— because THAT’S WHAT BLOGGERS DO.

12/29/14

The Holidays Through the Eyes of @Insta2yearold

I’m sure my mom will bore you with all the details of our holiday eventually, but here’s the important stuff that happened from my perspective. Really, the only perspective that matters.

12/29/14

Every Mom Needs A Photo of Her Baby Crying on Santa’s Lap

This Christmas, I learned two things. 1) Harlow does not like to sit in a stranger’s lap. 2) Mazzy does not like the concept of waiting for Christmas to get her presents.

12/24/14

38 More Holiday Photo Problems Only Parents Can Understand

38 more things that can go wrong when you try to submit your family to a picture perfect enough to make it to your holiday card.

12/22/14

8 Ways Every Mom Is Afraid She’ll Ruin Christmas

Living up to THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR is a lot of pressure, you know? Here are 8 ways it could go all wrong (but will probably end up just fine).

12/19/14

How to Answer the Tough Questions About Santa

How do reindeer fly? Can we go to the North Pole? Is Santa real? Here’s some solid advice as well as a cheat sheet to answer some of Christmas’ toughest questions.

12/16/14

The Ultimate Drinking Game For Decorating the Tree with Your Kids

Everyone got a cocktail in one hand, a breakable ornament in the other hand and a toddler clinging to your ankle? Then let’s begin!

12/12/14

28 Problems Only Moms Trying to Take a Family Photo for their Holiday Card Will Understand

Just because it’s Jesus’ birthday and everybody is getting presents, doesn’t mean your family is willing to smile for the camera.

12/02/14

5 Good Toys Who Met Untimely Deaths

Flying fairies aren’t the only toys with a death wish.

12/01/14

Our Thanksgiving Through the Eyes of Insta2yearold

You can’t expect a two-year-old to understand the concept of “grateful”, especially when she doesn’t even like turkey.

11/24/14

Munchkin Selfies are My New Favorite Thing

It’s been one week since Munchkin and I launched the #munchkinselfies contest on Instagram and there are currently 891 adorable little faces staring back at me in the hashtag.

11/19/14

“Use Your F*cking Words” Read by Liam Neeson and 32 more Follow-ups to “You Have to F*cking Eat”

Last week, we learned about Adam Mansbach’s newest book— “You Have to Fucking Eat“, the follow-up to his last best selling book, ...

11/15/14

Robyn Welling Will Never Break the Internet

This is a parody of Kim Kardashian’s “Break the Internet” photos, along with the article that appeared in Paper Magazine, except subbing in facts about my mom friend, Robyn.

11/13/14

Brian Cranston Reads Audio Version of “You Have to F**king Eat”

Maybe Adam Mansbach’s third book will be “Wear Your F**king Jacket” and then Steve Buscemi can do the audio version and the trilogy will be complete.

11/11/14

Insta2yearold is the Toddler You Should Be Following on Instagram

The profile description is “My world. My perspective. My very full diaper,” and in just four short days, @insta2yearold has amassed 20K followers. It’s also Harlow.