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03/26/15

57 More Photos that would get our parents arrested if they were taken today

I didn’t think parents in the 70s and 80s could do many more illegal things than the photos I featured last week, but I was wrong. VERY WRONG.

03/19/15

41 Photos That Would Get Our Parents Arrested If They Were Taken Today

Looking through the throwback photos everyone submitted from the 70s and 80s, it became clear. All our parents should be in jail.

03/17/15

My Two-Year-Old’s Rules for Eating a Banana

Brown spots, strings, peels, etc. Is there any food on earth that gives a toddler more opportunity to complain? THE BANANA STRUGGLE IS REAL.

03/03/15

My Toddler-sized Meltdown

I lost my shit today. It’s nothing major. Just me realizing I’ve bitten off more than I can chew. You know when you try to do everything and end up feeling totally incompetent?

02/21/15

The Baby Oscars

I put together the Baby Oscars to honor the real stars of our lives— our children. From “Most Dramatic” to “Best Villain”, vote for your favorites to win!

02/20/15

Our Family Ski Trip Through the Eyes of our Two-Year-Old

While the rest of the family braved the cold, @Insta2yearold spent the majority of our ski trip indoors— pretending she was in Arendelle and waging war against her mittens.

02/13/15

The Stages of Parenthood as Told By Your Laundry

Parents do a TON of laundry. Besides professional mud wrestlers and the people who clean up elephant crap at the circus, I’m willing to bet parents do more laundry than anyone else on earth.

02/12/15

The Real Guide to What’s Inside Your Box of Chocolates

Chocolate sampler boxes might look beautiful and filled with possibility, but that’s before you bite into the one with the orange cream inside that triggers your gag reflex.

02/11/15

Packing Up the Kids for the Coldest Weekend of Our Lives

Mike and I are taking the kids for a ski trip this weekend, where the weather will be zero degrees, feels like negative eleven. Sounds a little like Arendelle. Brrrrrrrr.

02/03/15

9 Words that Mean Something Very Different Now that You’re a Mom

When the baby comes along, not only do you get to learn fun, brand new words like “meconium” and “lochia,” you get to relearn words you thought you already knew.

01/28/15

12 Haikus that Speak the Truth About Motherhood, Very Succinctly

Peyton Price writes all her thoughts on modern parenting in three line seventeen syllable haikus.

01/23/15

15 Things You Should REALLY Never Say to Your Kids

I recently read a list of things you should never say to your kids that included “good job”, “be careful” and “you’re okay”. Seriously? Here’s a list of things you REALLY shouldn’t say.