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05/26/15

25 More Problems for Incredibly Average Parents

My favorite quote ever: “If your child hasn’t done anything particularly unique, don’t despair: Being mundane and run-of–the-mill is now every bit as shareable as the exceptional.”

05/19/15

Bedtime Stalling in 41 Steps as Taught By Insta2yearold

Bedtime Stalling 101 is a course Mazzy taught a few years ago. She has since passed the torch to her little sister, who teaches a way more advanced class. Let’s call this Bedtime Stalling 102.

05/14/15

38 Words Totally Butchered By Toddlers (Part Four)

All the butchered words depicted are actual mispronunciations that were submitted by moms of actual toddlers. But be forewarned— lots of bad language ahead!

05/12/15

25 “Facts” Moms Found Out About Themselves on Mother’s Day

If your kid brought home an “All About Mom” questionnaire from school, chances are it contained a few hilarious half-truths his teacher is still laughing about in the teacher’s lounge.

05/11/15

10 Reasons You Should Want to be a Contestant On TLC’s New Train Wreck “Labor Games”

There’s a new game show which surprises couples in the delivery room and challenges them to baby-related questions for the chance to win fabulous prizes. Ummm… BEST IDEA EVER!!!

05/08/15

12 Things I Wish For Every Mom on Mother’s Day Morning

1) That your little hellions sleep at least an hour later than usual. 2) That when they get up, they decide to go to the kitchen and make themselves their own breakfast. How hard is pouring cereal in a bowl?

05/07/15

25 Average Parent Problems Found on my New Favorite Instagram Account

What’s an average parent problem? When you want to sleep in on a Saturday, but you have a child. When you find the missing LEGO in the worst way possible. When you…

05/05/15

Kid Ideals Vs. Mom Ideals: Pretty Effin Different

We might think we’ve raised our children to uphold our values, but in reality, we’ve created little monsters who would rather raise hell at a waterpark than lie under a beach umbrella reading a book.

05/04/15

10 Ways to Take Advantage of the Newborn Phase

Newborns are small, sleepy, immobile and highly portable. Here are 10 ways to take advantage of the newborn phase plus a huge giveaway from Diapers.com and Pampers.

05/01/15

Unfiltered Friday: What Really Happens in My House

Just because I don’t post many pictures of my kids crying, doesn’t mean they never cry. THEY CRY ALL THE TIME.

04/23/15

26 Kids Who Were Less Than Thrilled to Become Big Brothers or Sisters

What could be better than a brand new brother or sister? These 25 kids can think of a lot of things.

04/21/15

The Ups and Downs of Transitioning to Bunkbeds

It’s been a month since we transitioned the girls to a shared bunkbed and while I think it was our best option for the room, I’d be lying if I said it hasn’t raised a whole new set of bedtime issues.

04/10/15

37 Photos that Prove Little Kids SUCK at Hide and Seek

Hiding doesn’t seem that hard, but little kids suck at it anyway. They think if they can’t see you, you can’t see them. Ummmm…. that’s not how it works, kid.

04/09/15

What Your Child’s After School Activities Say About You

Are you hoping your child will become the next great artist or an Olympic champion? Or do you just want him to stop clobbering you with a lightsaber?

04/01/15

10 Things My Mom is Not Telling You

Insta2yearold here! My mom forgot today is April Fool’s Day so I am here to remind her. I actually contacted her web developer and changed the passwords to the backend of her site. That way we can speak freely!