An awful lot changes once you have kids, but luckily you were warned about most of them. The post baby belly, the sleepless nights, the short order cooking, the sudden obsession with hand sanitizer, etc.
But were you aware your vocabulary changes, too?
When the baby comes along, not only do you get to learn fun, brand new words like “meconium” and “lochia,” you get to relearn words you thought you already knew.
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