If there was ever any question who Mazzy looks like (hello, those of you who still insist she looks like my husband), I hope the photos above clear
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03/21/13
“Everything I Know About Parenting, I Learned From Google” and 24 Other Hilariously Titled Momoirs
On Tuesday, I posted a giveaway for the book “I Just Want to Pee Alone” by a “bunch of kickass mom bloggers”.
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03/06/13
The Pumping Life
I have been working in an office for almost two weeks, which means I have had to find a place to pump roughly 20 times.
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02/27/13
Calculate Your Age in Mom Years
Ever looked at yourself in the mirror and wondered if you’d look younger if you never had any kids? Anna from My Life and Kids did.
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Today, I've got a guest post from Julie, the blogger behind "I Like Beer and Babies".
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Mazzy has been sick for over a week now. It started escalating when we were potty training last weekend and she's been stuck at home ever since.
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Today, I am going to be on Anderson Cooper Live as the "Blogger of the Day".
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07/11/12
Do You Have “Third Kid Mentality”?
The decisions I make this pregnancy compared to my first suggest that I am now an entirely different person.
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04/29/12
Taking a Break from Parenthood
Mike and I spent last week on vacation in Mexico while my mother watched after Mazzy.
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In the Blantyre Weekend Getaway Giveaway sponsored by Poshbrood, I asked what you would do if you woke up child-free in a
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11/06/11
I am no Supermom
This past weekend Mazzy and I were sick at home while Mike was away for a bachelor party in Miami.
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09/19/11
Pop Quiz: Are You Ready For #2?
If you thought this was a quiz about constipation, then the answer is most definitely NO.
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06/06/11
Parenthood Quantified
I’ve been making fancy parenting charts for many months now— based on scientific findings, personal experiences and comprehensive reader research. I thought today would be a good time to put all my fancy charts in one place.
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12/28/10
New Year’s Eve Party of Three
Babysitting rates rise dramatically on New Year's Eve (see chart above) and all of our free babysitters have very important plans (Dr. & Mr.
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The Fancy Undergarment Trajectory Chart (This chart is for women married with children. If you go through life as a single woman or you never have any kids, I imagine the fanciness of your undergarments continues to increase until you are eventually killed by the weight of your own solid gold brassiere.
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