I didn't think I was going to make a video compilation of Harlow's first year.

Do you remember a few years ago when Mazzy co-starred in a short film called “Harry Grows Up”?
If not, I’ve got the full ...

When I was little, I always assumed I would be the flower girl at my uncle's wedding. When he finally got married, the year was 2011.

This December, Mazzy's birthday will fall on Hanukah, causing a typhoon of presents to fall upon my daughter so large, she might forgive us for ...

Last night was the premiere of “Harry Grows Up” (a short film starring a little boy named Lucas with my daughter Mazzy as his love ...

Mazzy has opened a store. It's located between the couch and the bookshelf and the inventory changes constantly.

Today, I am off to the Mom 2.0 Summit in Miami. Yes, I am aware that I just got back from Mexico on Friday.

It's seems these days, every kid has to have a focus.

The “Shit Girls Say” meme has been declared officially over but that didn’t stop me from doing toddlers justice. About 90% of the footage was shot over the last three days and there is no completer picture of my two-year-old than what you are about to see.

We turned the carseat around today. That's a milestone in parenting if I ever heard one.

Giveaway: Three Month Supply of Huggies Little Movers Diapers (value $216) plus a Baby Loves Disco Party Pack A few weeks ago, Huggies invited ...

Yesterday was Mazzy's first day of "Insurance Policy". It was the third time she met her teacher.

Today I have a terrifying video of my 19 month-old singing the ABCs that I’d like you all to evaluate.
Let me give you some background. Mazzy has been acting increasingly— what’s the word? Like she’s on CRACK. I don’t know how most children act because I’ve only got the one, and prior to having her, I avoided all children like the plague. So it’s possible that everybody sees daily or hourly episodes like the one I am about to show you…

Do you remember "The Simple Life"? That craptastic plate of awful that brought America closer to the likes of Paris Hilton and her ...

WARNING: The video below shows extreme violence that may not be appropriate for young children, people with pace makers, or moms who are about to leave their kids in the supposedly “capable” hands of their fathers.