
“They don’t ever go away! They want everything you have!” PREACH.
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As much as everyone hates on the Kardashians, I really do wish there were women like Kylie and Kim and Khloe when I was growing up that showed off a different model of physical beauty than the tall thin curve-less beings I saw in magazines.
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The only thing that can make a kid cry louder than a stocking full of coal is a fully operational train set with no means to make it go.
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The Skeptic is here to teach your children all about the holidays, like that Santa was a marketing ploy created by the Coca Cola company.
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Here’s a baby trying solids for the first time, filmed by his Grandpa who set it to 2001: A Space Odyssey. I can say with 1000% certainly that this will totally be me as a grandparent.
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Have you seen the Mannequin Challenge? It’s a challenge everyone can participate in, no matter their age, race, religion or political affiliation! Oh wait a second. Scratch that “age” thing.
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Watch as two-year-old Tegan disciplines her dad, because goddamnit those maracas are loud and annoying!
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The key to dealing with kids’ homework is patience, Googling, and lots of wine. But which wine pairs best with long division? How about fifth grade science?
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Can you imagine walking into a performance review right after your maternity leave and hearing you were actually doing a good job? I can’t.
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I’ll give you a hint. It’s not, “Are you sure you aren’t having twins?”
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Ever wonder what your toddlers really think about the new baby hogging up all their precious parental time?
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If you’ve been following along here or hanging out with me on Snapchat, you guys already know that Harlow sings. Constantly.
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At the end of the day, you want to cook something simple. Something you can prepare in your sleep because you’ve made it a million times before. RIGHT???
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My friend Deva’s covering back-to-school in her Real Mom News parody, including updates on the shopping situation and tips for moms who’ve been hit hard by the realization that their babies are “all grown up.”
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08/24/16
Where Do You Hide From Your Kids?
One mom give us all ideas on how to get a few minutes of peace. Filmed live from the bathroom, of course.
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