First there was Elf on the Shelf and then after that thing took off like wrinkles after you turn 40, the Mensch on the Bench was born so all the Jewish kids wouldn’t feel like they were missing out.

But what if you don’t believe in religion at all? What’s an atheist parent to do for the holidays?

Don’t worry. Just because you don’t believe in God, doesn’t mean you have to damn your kids to eternal holiday purgatory. Seth Meyers has come up with Skeptic on a Stick to solve all your Chrismukkah problems. The Skeptic here to teach your children all the things about the holidays that you were afraid to tell them yourselves, like that all Christmas trees are dead and that Santa was a marketing ploy created by the Coca Cola company.

Happy Holidays to the atheists among us!